"Urly in da day we wuz told to take da bridge. Ar Warboss, Gutzkilz, ad erd dat Ghazghkull waz on da planet and e wanted to imprezz im.
Da sky darkened as ar enemy approached. Da Eldar ships moved towards us from da bridge and ar driva put is fut down ard. Da trukk lurched forward and we wer on ar way. Ar Dark Eldar alliez culd be seen appeerin by da Eldar. I called to Racedog, ar driva, to put is fut down arda elz we wuld miz da fun.
As we lurched ova da feeld toward da bridge da boyz wif rokkit launchas shot at da Eldar ships.
We culd see de ova Freeks careerin up da road but we waz slower coz we was on da feeld.
I looked up and saw loadz of feaferz an den we wer it by somfin dat exploded. Da winged fings ad bombed uz an den ran off agin. Dese Eldar dont fight proper - droppin bombz an runnin away.
Da trukk waz frown ova an we an da boyz ad to bail owt quik. We now ad no tranzport. We ate walkin, no oil or smoak an sooo slooow.
We started ar crawl toward da bridge on fut and saw da winged fings dat as blown up ar trukk land togevure.
Der waz a big bang like a funder an da nex fing we saw waz feaferz an bitz of body landin wher da flyerz ad bin. Da Basilisk we ad fixed ad landed a bomb rite on top of em and blown em all to bitz. As da smoak cleered we culd see one of dem still standin der. We carried on towards im.Juz az we wer gettin clozer dey started retreatin. Da Eldar wer scared and runnin away from uz. Dey obviusly didnt know we ad tankz to. It seemed to scare dem off.
Az dey left we overran da bridge deyd bin defendin an set up arselves on it.
Weed won da battle but we still adnt ad any fun. Only one bomb from da tank ad it da Eldar. Weed get ar fight soon thou coz someon elze wuld want da bridge.Later da same day ar prayerz to Gork an Mork waz anzwered. A scout bike mob ad seen hummies on der way in lotz of tankz.
Da boyz ad bin avin racin competitionz in der trukks an trakks and dey wer reddy for a gud fight. We alzo erd dat der wer moor orkz on der way on fut to elp. We didnt want dem to ave all da fun so we oped da tankz wuld turn up soon.
Racedog put iz fut down an we waz urtlin across da feeld crossin ova da road and down da udda side. Az we bounced ova da road I culd see rowz of hummie tankz at da udda end. Racedog must av bin lookin at dem to coz we nerly it a wartrakk careerin dow da road towards da tankz.
As we met up wif da Nob warbikez der waz a big boom an a wistlin noize. Da Basilisk we ad ad fired at da tankz an it two of dem. Da wartrakk waz rite in front of da tankz now but dey didnt shoot at it coz dey culdnt. Da Basilisk ad urt dem gud.
We culd see now der waz moor tankz behind da front onez an dey ad to try an get round da damaged onez in front. One went strait into a clump of treez an got stukk. Dis waz goin to be to eazy.
Racedog saw dat da tankz wer tryin to mov round an we was off zig zaggin ova da feeld and road agin.
We wizzed ova da ground an met wif da Warboss who was wif iz Nobz in a bit of treez. Dey wer tryin to get to da tankz to.
I culd see on da udda side da Nob bikez wed just left screamin down onto da hummie mortars. Dey wuldnt last long aginst doz Nobz.Da Warboss an iz Nobz waz killin Sentinels in front of dem. Weed oped to get to da tankz but da Burnaz got der befor uz an wer rippin thru dem with der skorchas wacked up in full. Da tankz wer meltin unda doz gunz (if you can call dem dat). I wuldnt mind gettin my andz on one of dem to play wif.
Da Nobz bikez ad stomped ova da mortars an flew down da far side. All da hummies wer ollerin an shootin at dem but everboy knowz ar Nob bikez is ard.
We still adnt got to it any hummies - not fer lakk of tryin but rokkit launchas is ard to aim wen you ar bein bounced round by Racedogs drivin. Es proud of bein da fastest tankbusta trukk driva.
We ad juz got in to da tankz an I erd summat behind.
Ghazghkull imself ad arrived wif iz Nobz to see ow we waz doin. Behind im waz lotz of fut boyz.
Da hummies must av seen dem to coz dey gave up at dis point and said dey wuld hold da bridge for uz.
We wanted to squash some hummie eads but ar Warboss wuldnt let uz. E said we culd go an fight others on da side of Chaos, Dark Eldar an Ork.
Pity, I fought dat da tank drivas ead wuld look gud on my belt even if e didnt av a gud set of orns!"
Last updated: October 31, 2001