Message: The FBI had an opening for an
assassin. After all
the
background checks, interviews and testing were
done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a
woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your
instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could
never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're
not the right man for this job. Take your wife and
go home."
The second man was given the same
instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes.
Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions, to kill her husband. She
took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming,
crashing, banging on the walls. After a few
minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I
had to beat him to death with the chair."
MORAL: Women are evil.
Don't mess with them.