12/01/03: Well, it's been a bit of a wait, but we're finally back. Well, I'm back; I don't know what the hell Deb's doing. Something illegal, no doubt. At this point I would normally make excuses for being so tardy with the updating thing . . . but, y'know, I just don't feel like it. I have other things in my life, like turkey and homework and pornography, and those things have to take precedence. So there. Anywho, just a single update today, an essay called Fiery Doom. Enjoy, and fare thee well. Eric 11/15/03: Debbie here. Okay, the serious art page is finally back up. "American Gothic" is there, as are two new poems. Oh, and I added a cartoon and a story by my hetero life partner, Erika, to the "Funny thing" page. Go play. Enjoy yourselves. And get the hell off my lawn!! (I don't have to make sense. Really, I don't). 11/03/03: Guess who's back! No, seriously--guess. I'm not entirely sure myself, though I'm open to suggestions. In the meantime, the two broken links on the reviews page have been fixed, the prayer pages have been consolodated into one single page, not as pretty but hopefully more functional, and there's a new essay up in the "A Funny Thing Happened" section. Toodles for now, I've got to go take a nap. Digging out of that basement with my teeth was hard work. Eric 10/29/03: I win again: Eric still hasn't updated. Maybe he'll stay locked in the basement where he BELONGS for once. Anyway, I have some goodies for you. There are two new pieces by moi up on the funny thing page: "The story of Bob" and "Sisterhood is Powerful & Stuff." Also, I fixed it so that you can actually go on to the third page of prayers now. Buh bye for now, guys. 10/18/03: Fuck the revolution. I've broken out of the closet Eric shoved me in, and I've updated. There's now a comic on the "Funny Thing" page, and I added two more prayers. Vengeance will be mine... 10/16/03: One entry apiece into both the "pimpin' it" and "a funny thing" sections--both of which are found under "Funny Crap" link to the left. Why another update so soon, I hear you asking, gentle non-existant readers? Frankly, I was bored, and I have backlog. Backlog to swamp the web-humor attempts of the world! I felt a need to do something about it, and those two entries have been sitting around the longest. Anyway, fairwell till I get bored enough to work again. Eric 10/14/03: Um. Well, we've updated. I'd like to apologize to our readers (namely, me and my alternate personality, Fredrich) for not doing so promptly, but I really have been busy. Exams, more exams, and writing things that will never see the light of day here. Not that they suck, necessarily, just that they showcase my attempts to be dramatic and--okay, fine, they suck. Do you have to beat me over the head with it? Anyway, just a few more prayers up, and another quiz! (pauses for rejoicing/listens for crickets). This one is a bit less crude than the last, in that the pictures are actually all the same size and I spent more than five minutes on each. Well, nowhere to go but up. New update some time in the near future--I mean it. Really. Eric 9/25/03: Welcome to the Revolution. No longer shall I be silent! No longer shall I submit to the computerized autocracy of my younger sibling! I have seized control. I have taken the reigns. And . . . I'm bored now. (whines) This is work, and I don't think I like it. Anyway, it's yielded results. There's some stuff up, most (okay, all) of it mine--some prayers(my first), a new 'notes to self' list, a rewritten quiz (take that, quizilla!) and a new section of parables. Anyway, there should be another update coming in a week or so--till then, peace. I mean, down with the Man! Eric. 9/19/03: Reopened. W00t, w00t. 8/27/03: In case you couldn't tell, we're in the middle of something of a redesign here. Be patient: once we're through, things will be geekier-looking and there'll be more writing up. I think that's a good thing... 8/1/03: Well, it's not quite weekly, but almost! I put up a new Fernando story, and there's a piece called "A priest, a rabbi and Debbie walk into a bar" on the A funny thing happened page. More updates soon--as in, probably sooner than next weeks soon. Cause I'm moving within the next two weeks, y'all, and things are about to get chaotic. 7/24/03: No real updates today, just me puttering around. I put a new bio up on the Too Much Info page, because I hated my old one (I don't have any readers--so why am I so worried about flames? Whatever). Also, Eric and I went through and did descriptions of the sites we've linked to, and I did some other housekeeping stuff. Like I said, nothing too major. But hopefully things look prettier now. 7/23/03: Okay, we're going to try to go with a weekly update system, because otherwise things just get outta hand. This time around, Eric has a quiz for you in the Funny Shit section (I believe) and a review of LXG. I've finally posted one of my Fernando stories in the More Funny Shit section. I've also taken down "Ariana's Gun" because I haven't worked on it for ages and probably won't ever work on it again. It's just not what I'm interested in right now. There are a few other linking changes and such, but nothing too major. Hope to have more for you guys next week. 7/9/03: Most of the changes I made this time were cosmetic--my beloved brother didn't like the scrolling text boxes on the Look Ma! and Too Much Info pages, so I got rid of them. Also, you'll notice that we're now add me and girl wide web whores. I did actually put up more writing, but it's just two new prayers--the holy crap page was full, so I had to make a new one. Just click on more on the original page and you'll get there. You know, I didn't do jack on this site this morning, and yet it still managed to crash my computer three times before I was done. Weird. 7/8/03: Eric's review of Diablo II is up on the Pimpin' It page. Also, I fixed the link on my LJ. Like, there's actually one there now. Go me. 7/5/03: We're up! There's a bunch of stuff up in the funny shit section, as well as in serious aaart, what you said, the obligatory links page, and too much information. Have a look around and enjoy yourselves. But don't touch the glazed donuts. Those are ours.
All writing (c) Deborah and Eric Signorile. Don't steal it, you jerks.
