Fuck Nut . . . Best insult possible
Dumb Ass . . . See Orc
Orc . . . A strange, smelly, yet sometimes charming evil being. A descriptive word meaning complete lack of social intelligence and lacking in morals or standards. See also, Dumbass
**flips hair** OKAY! . . . the elven way to blow off a bad suggestion, or to appear ignorant of promiscuous conversation. Works well on drunk people.
Lunges . . . The defense mechanism of Hotpants.
Pictures . . . a necessity for any Dragon Sister locker, vehicle, bedroom wall, or book when on long trips. See also, Porn.
Trail Inspectors . . . an official title that allows any OTI (Official Trail Inspector) to make sure a male's happy trail is well groomed and aligned. Punishment for having a messy trail it very severe.
Hobbies . . . Condoms
Chingada . . . The OTHER ultimate insult. Usually followed with an angered cry of "ENGGLLISSSHHH!" and some random fist shaking.
Cuddle Puddle . . . any large group of people laying around on the ground being lazy that includes at least one Dragon Sister.
Creepy Midget Porn . . . One of our many battle cries. Used to inspire the opposite team to think of midgets making creepy porn . . . or something like that.
Slash . . . Male/Male pornography. A dragon sister favorite.
Invasion . . . sex with a male that isn't . . . errr . . . normal.
Pixie Drink . . . Absinthe . . . We just love Krell
The Drink of the Gods . . . Pepsi. All hail the great Pepsi GODS!
The Brandon Drink . . . 2/3 Mountain Dew and 1/3 Bacardi Rum Ingredients cannot and will not be substitued by half ass liquor and cheap ass citrus drink.
Chode . . . A person lacking intelligence, wit, humor, intelligence, meaning, and or a sexual life. i.e. "My god, what the hell is she wearing? What a chode!"
Getting your freak on . . . Getting ready to scare someone in a Haunted House.
AHHH!! STU! . . . What to say when you turn around and see someone who frightens you. It could be a girl, it could be you mother. It's just darned funny.
Bitch-Ass-Hobo . . . An orchish version of Chode, see Chode and Ork
Fuck-fuckity-fuck-fuck-fuck . . . Faline and Bella's favorite exclaimation for anything under the sun, and some things not under the sun! No real meaning besides perhaps frustration or surprise. See also, AHHH!! STU! and Fuck Nut.
Ass Bandit . . . er . . . Faline's brother?
Hippie . . . annoying pot smoking tree hugger
**Through Gritted Teeth** Oh, my god . . . phrase Bella uses when angry, usually followed by a story about how people suck and why they should make her a sandwich.
Playing Checkers . . . Term used when someone doesn't want to explain a situation. i.e. "What were you doing in the Janitor's closet with Mr. Bullinger?" . . . "Playing checkers . . . "
Hammer Time . . . Code word to stash the booze, stash the naked men, stash the drunkies in a tent, zip up pants, dunk, or run like hell.
Weiner . . . Bella's all-time favorite nerd insult. Usually directed towards someone who gets off to the sound of pong on their computer.
Bible Knocker . . . one who gets off to a picture of Jesus.
WEAR A CUP! MUWAHAHA!
