You . . .
a. Stay cool. You don't wanna cum your pants like last time!
b. Date?! I can't go on a date! They might be satanic!! What would mother think?
c. YEAH BIA BIA! Gonna hit THAT!
2. Friday night is the big game. You can be found . . .
a. Home. Your friend, Joe/Sally, is supposed to be on-line with their webcam and you can't find the lube!
b. Brushing your hair and calling it a pretty, girl's name of course!
c. At the dance with ribs and BBQ! YEAH!
3. Your friends "Bob and Sue" are in "Sue's" tent. You are. . .
a. Tent? Wait, what game are we playing? I thought we were still playing Starcraft.
b. Sitting outside the tent and breathing real loud of course. It's so hot!
c. Passed out in my own tent. DUH!
4. Mashed Potatoes . . .
a. I DOWNLOADED THE SCORPION KING ON 22 KB!!!!!!!!!!!!
b. Oooooh god! Smmeeaarrr them on me! OH YEAH . . . with GRAVY!!!!
c. Vegetables? That's what food eats!
5. DUE DATE! You have an article for your newspaper class due. Your's is about:
a. WHAT??! HOLY CRAP! There's an article due? I was so busy jerking off that I completly forgot all about it!
b. Me. I write a compelling piece on cloning, and since I'm so cute and adorable, I add in random phrases about poor. AREn'T I AWESOME!
c. I ate my newspaper teacher.
6. OH NO! You're trapped on an island! You have to have:
a. A skateboard dude! Do you know how cool I am? Old school!
b. A picture of My Lord God. He loves me. Lloooovvveess meee.
c. Endless beers, duct tape, popsicles, a duck, and a walking vagina. After all, you can build your mansion with all that and have a live in whore!
7. You're weapon of choice is . . .
a. A joystick.
b. A Bible
c. Sword and Board or Ball and Wall
Alright, you've gotten throught the questions. Now it's time to find out what you are!
Mostly A's: You are a WEINER! Go whack it to the beat of pong you pale-faced loser.
Mostly B's: CHODE! By golly it looks like you're a chode! But don't worry! You're in great company! Others who took this test and got the same results were: HotPants, Mr. Mossburg, and Noah Bush!
Mostly C's: ORK! Obviously you're an ork. Go home and have a steak **pats head**
CONGRADULATIONS on you differant paths of life. NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH BITCH!
Go Home GET SOME!