*squeel*
The Faline and Bella Packing List
So, you're gettin ready to go to an event huh?  You probably have all your garb and camping gear laid out in front of you.  Perhaps you're all ready packed.  I'm hear to tell you that you AREN'T prepared.  That's right.  For all of your foreplanning and thinking ahead, you aren't ready.  That's what my nifty difty list is for.  To make sure you, YES YOU!, don't get screwed over and starve half way through the event.  Or freeze.  Whatever the case may be.
1.  A bong, for campfire times with friends.  Also clears the way for meeting new people.  ie: "Hey, how's it going?  Here, take a hit and have a seat."

2.  Condoms/Lube/ect.  Don't want any Rag souvenirs eh?

3.  Handcuffs, incase anyone gets REALLY annoying, or you just want to tie some one up and fuck them.

4.  Candy to distract the small children and steal THEIR pot.

5.  CD Player.  There is nothing cooler than lying in bed while a storm rages outside, and listening to the soothing sounds of Gladiator (or heavy metal if you wish).

6.  Shotglass for the occassional tastes of The Green Dragon or a visit to the Green Fairy.

7.  At least 10 outfits for afterfighting times.  A girl's gotta look good.

8.  Wireless laptop and Powersource, to calm all those computer withdrawel attacks.

9.  A sewing kit, in case you need to make some garb for a dumbass Militant who forgot all of theirs.

10.  Beer to bribe Gorrkk, Jester, and Orical with in case you get into deep shit and need a way out.

11.  Random smokeables.  YOU KNOW YOU WANNA, YOU DAMNED BABY!  LIGHT
SOMETHING UP!

12.  A blacklight. so you can make sure nothing of yours was bukkaked while you were away ( handy for those trips into eyendor)

13.  An Air Conditioner that doubles as a space heater as well.  They have to exhist.  Heat at night and coolness at day.

14.  A delux matress.  Why bring weapons?  EVERYONE will have weapons?  But, you'll be the
only one with a delux matress.

15.  A camera, dur.  I want EVERYONE to have a camera.  I want EVERYONE to take great shots and to share like no other the day AFTER Rag is OVER dammit!  THAT IS MY DREAM!

16.  Some beer.  Not for bribes, but for drinking.

17.  Actually, make that ALL sorts of drinkables. 

18.  Bring lots of underware, because they allways turn up missing.

19.  Don't forget your chode beater.  This is most important for beating off annoying uglies who try to bask in the glory of you.  Also works well to keep people away from your pepsi.

20. oh yeah, food. or money for food.

And finally, everclear.  Well, perhaps some Absinthe.

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