"TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."
One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"
"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed
the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them
when he noticed the new sign which now read:
"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
little lisp:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks:
"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"
She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says,
"I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck!
sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife has sent you a KISS
before you begin your speech. She must love you very much."
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters stand for
"Keep It Short, Stupid."
She said, "Why have you got your cat at school?"
Little Jimmy started crying. "I woke up this morning to hear the mailman tell my Mommy, "I'm gonna eat your pussy today!"
wife. Yesterday she posed nude for a picture."
The psychiatrist said, "Well I wouldn't worry about that. It's probably, just an expression of her interest in art. What was the nude picture for?"
David said, "Her driver's license."
It's Braille for "Suck here."
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