Cygna Hoshiko and Janet Ackerly
Card Captor Sakura Section,
Anime Department,
Mary Sue Department
Mika Sachiko and Kei Azumi
Narnia Divison,
Mary Sue Department
The Mary Sue Department features assassins, those whose job it is to enter a badfic and terminate the Mary Sue by any means necessary. This may involve exorcising a Canon-Sue, killing a Self Insertion, or both.
This Response Center is the office of the CCS Section of Mary Sues. Here, Agent Cygna and Agent Janet deal with gruesome geneologies, contrived conflicts, ridiculous romances, and crimes against characterization. They also have far too much fun with alliteration (or, at least, Cygna does).
Mission the First: Love's Destiny.
See the first Sue fall, a collection begin, and Canon be salvaged from the worst of Uncanon. PG-13.
Mission the Second: Lavender Shadow
See a canon character be possessed, a concert to end all concerts, and new Agents be recruited. PG
Rest assured, we are ever-watchful. And that means you.
This is the office of the Division Heads, Mika Sachiko and Kei Azumi, who were recruited by Agents Cygna and Janet from a badfic in the Card Captor Sakura fandom. They've acclimated surprisingly well.
Missions will be posted as they are completed. Anyone who wishes to register an Agent or Agents for this Division can send and email to cygnahime[at]yahoo[dot]com with the subject line "Narnia PPC".
Mission the First: The Girl with the Tortured Eyes
Once upon a time, there was an angsty, modern-day Mary Sue, and her name was Lorelei Shrine. PG.
These MSTs were undertaken at various times by various groups of people, all alike in their love for canon and their gleeful employment of sarcasm. Enjoy!
To Our Good Sides (link)
Chapter One