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(FYI Shelby is actually deaf, it doesn't deter her at all one bit, though I swear at times she is just ignoring me!)
3rd place Tube Races
6th place Floppy Duck races
1st place Best Costume
grand wizard shelby
YOU accuse me of cheating?
like taking money from a fool
Move over Madame Cleo, Shelby knows all!
so, can you see where the treats are hidden?
Hey, five aces is a natural hand!
I see a couple of more raisins in my future
what do you mean you won't split them?
Look at me! I'm cute!
MINE!
she's the one with the teeth bared
orna-MENTAL-ferrets
Shelby - (AKA Little Girl, Princess, Mommy's lil' Sweet Pea, Little Witch! etc.)

Sign - Capricorn - 2 yrs. old

Simply put: Her full name says it all. Shelby Cobra, yes after the car! This one tough girl; she puts all men in their proper place, serving her needs as she sees fit. Her aggressions and views of the opposite sex make her a true card carrying member of the "Fem-Natzi-Party"! (Unshaved legs, Birkenstocks and all!) She has drawn blood on many a human man for sport, and smacked the tar out of any male ferret that even dared to entertain the notion of sniffing her derriere! She is generally what she thinks is an overseer on the boy's actions to make sure they do things right, after all, she knows it all! And doesn't hesitate to reprimand them or tell them what she feels!
How Shelby got her name. You see my husband named her. Now before you go all gushy on me and think my what a sensitive fellow she must have there, you must understand this: Her full name is Shelby Cobra after a great muscle car that my husband loves. This is also the man who named his rifle in basic training in the army after me. Figuring if he was mad at it he could shoot better, I guess. Wonder if I should be concerned that he got expert in the marksmanship? Nah, could just be merely coincidence I think.
Here she is caught in one of the late night under the couch poker games. She often cheats the other boys out of their raisins this way. After this she was witnessed running around with a base ball bat threatening to break knee caps if they don't pay up. Oddly enough the boys just don't catch on that ferrets don't really have knees and it's all a bluff. So five aces is really a natural hand Shelby?

Below are some other interesting candid pictures of Shelby foreseeing where I hide the treats in her crystal ball. And doing her award winning impersonation of Merlin, complete with one very long beard. She took first place in Maine's First Ferret Frolic. She also took home a few other ribbons, mouse over them and see!
Handy Links!
Just click and away you go to all these wonderful links! Wow!
Well, well, Shelby what is that hiding under that hat? BUSTED!
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