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SQUIRM
Spike hid a smile as he watched the slayer and her pup. They were waiting for him, neither talking, lost in their thoughts. Red and her boy must have started their payback. He steadied himself, clearing his mind. It was time to give a performance of his unlife. "Hey, Slayer." He said, strutting into the clearing. "Sorry I'm a tad late. Busy night last night." Buffy paled, "I'm sure." Riley made a face, "Can we just get this patrol over with?" Spike almost laughed. Damn, it was working. They were already squirming and he'd barely started. "Yeah, lets. I have plans tonight." "What?" Buffy demanded. He arched an eyebrow. "Something tight and warm. So tight. Missed humans, I did. Forgot how nice it was to snuggle with my own heating pad. Why, you jealous?" "NO!" Buffy screamed, cringing. "I can't listen to this." Riley said, making a disgusted face. Thinking of Graham and the vampire having sex was making him ill. "Just wondering what the hell is going on" Buffy said, not wanting to believe that Willow had actually slept with that prick. Of course, he did have a nice ass and perfect cheekbones. That was the beside the point. She could have had someone human...not undead. "What's going on?" Spike faked confusion. "Well, I could give you the details but I really think it's a bit late for that birds and bees talk" Spike said, memorizing their faces to tell Willow and the boy about later when they all met back up. "That's it! I have to go. Buffy, I'll call you later" Riley ran off, a frown on his face. "Was it something I said?" Spike asked, blinking innocently at the confused slayer. ~ * ~ * ~ * ~
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