Ahoy Ye Salty Dogs!!
Welcome aboard Cuthroat Jab's pirate page.
(also me Chuck Norris page)
This be me website of pirate plunder.
Gather round a keg o'rum an enjoy yer stay.
But keep a weather eye open mate, thar be
hungry sharks in these treacherous waters.
So ya best watch yer step around me ship.
Least ye meet yer doom.

This be Cuthroat Jab
The most fearsom black bellied buckaneer
ever to sail the seven seas.

Except when he's been on the rum...

• So if ye festerin' sea swabs be wantin' t'look at some barnicle bustin' photos of me and the crew then click ere.
• If ye be thinkin' o' Chuck Norris on those lonley nights at sea then ye be clickin ere.
• Or if ye sea swarmin' bilge rats be seekin' more entertainment then click o'er ere.
• What to do with a drunken sailor.
• Some funny wav files
• Get ye a Black Boy's Nob locality map here
• To read ye about the expedition to BBN, click here
• If ye be wantin' t'email me and tellin' of ye thoughts on me site then ye can find me at [email protected]
• Or ye can Sign me Guestbookor View me Guestbook

Ye be the th soul to be visitin' me page.

This site is proudly sponsored by PORNBUSTER!TM, providers of cheap, quality, low priced adult entertainment. (If you are the guy from geociteis who makes sure no erotic content is displayed: This is just a joke amongst friends). However, my good friend captain brownbeard has made an advertisment banner: as a joke ofcourse!! However this banner was much too dirty to display on a fun family webpage. i would like to stress that Cutthroat Jab's page is entirely family friendly, with no bad intentions towards any of its viewers.

Ye be listnin' to a fine sea melody called ye olde "Sailor's Hornpipe". Many seafaring thankyous be goin to Mr. Basset for telling me the name. Finally someone knows somethin' about songs of the sea! The music playin' elsewhere on this site be "The Drunken Sailor" MIDI file by Barry Taylor, available (along with many other sea shanties) here