What to do with a drunken sailor?...hmmmmm...well here's a few things you could try...

1. Smudge lipstick all over their face!...Then try to shave their legs with a blunt razor. If they wake up, tell them its alright and to "go back to sleep"...Works every time!
   
2. Pull down their pants in front of everyone!
   
3. Pour liquid on their pants as they lie passed out in the bathroom!
   
4. Try to crack on to him/her!
5. Try to get them to heave! You can try by pretending to get them a glass of water which is really filled with Vodka and hoping they dont notice.
6. Poke them! (can use pool sticks (these hurt, even when your drunk) or just your hands)
   
7. Leave him lying out in the garden during a lightning storm.
   
8. Stay up all night holding their head up so as they don't choke on their own vomit, and make sure you clean the patio afterwards.
9. Convince him to go out on Portrush road and make a fool of himself. (Perhaps you could chain him to a traffic light with his pants down and tomato sauce, sour cream and vegemite smeared all over his backside.)
   
10. Tell him to drink baileys and beer mixed together and watch as he slaps himself silly.
11. Watch as he covers you from head to toe in vomit!
12. Place pringles tins that are wrapped in pre frozen tape in his crotch area.
    
13. Let them loose on potentially hazardous equipment.
    
14. Convince them to dress up.
    
15. take photos of them!