November 2005



11/20/05 @ 7:37PM
Im Back BitcheS!!! Been meaning to update this for a while. but now that i am i cant really think of any news. Got some photoshoppin stuff i did, its groovy. lets see, oh yea i found out why my computer has been messin up so much. turns out im a dumbass and cant build computers, even though im a computer engineer. ok, for all you who arent (yes its a word) tech savvy, just look at the pic below. So I cant read directions and when i installed my 360 Giger HD, i pluged both the SATA power connector and Molex Power connector...bad joojoo. So its been runnin on double power for 5 months. i though i smelled somthin burnin.


other news, Battlefield Special Forces comes out Tuesday, and because im a cheapass i dont awnt to buy it. But i know they'll be playing it at Giga, so i entered a contest at BF2S.com where your supposed to dress up in your camo and take a pic. i went a step beyond and made a screen cap from teh game. most of this humor you wouldnt get unless you play the game (ie bunny hoppers, crappy pilots, and balancing a knife on your finger)

its a lot better when its a full resolution but its too big for the internet (rather i dont feel like uploading a 1.5 meg pic to my geocities account and kill my bandwidth.
Here is the forum post for the contest
Here is a guy who ripped me off but he aint got teh L337 Skillz yo

hmmm, i also got bored and made a new pic for my myspace etc. based on one of my heros, Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. Hail to the King, Baby!!


Ok, so ive been workin on a Smear the Queer mod for Revolt, its turning out alright, i kinda coded myself into a corner right now. but hopefully it will be fixed my giga, here is a sample of it via the model for the queer:


ok i think thats enough for rihgt now, so heres some groovy links

Groovy Links
One of the last TV appearances of Mitch Hedburg
Great Source for all the Mitch Hedburg jokes, etc.
Full Auto Shootout
Bill Gates in Doom
One Crazy Ass Flash Menu
Worst Kind of Ambush
Falluja Fighting
LIVE FROM IRAQ!!
Stan, you might want to sit down for this one
HOORAH!!!(in military grun for those who dont know me)
HOORAH!! some more
WTF!?!
Fat People are Hard To Kidnap *Direct Link*
More Than Meets The Eye *Direct Link*
Grood Happy Tree Friends Cartoon
Confused Crook *Direct Link*
Ken Jennings aint got nothin on this guy *Direct Link*
What I want For X-Mas *Direct Link*
The Real Van Wilder
Why dont they just make a Starcraft Movie?


oh good old Warcraft

Well, its been about 2 hours and 1 computer crash since i started this update, so you better enjoy it, or I will open up a HUGE can of WhoopAss on yo....well...ass.

-Doug

11/12/05 @ 3:09AM
Sleep is for the weak. im up on a friday night posting crap on my webpage. why? cuz i can. note that i really dont care how this looks right now cuz im tired. so yea, crap tahts going on. Gigafrag is Dec 10, 2005. I just signed up. Gnome called me tonight (first time ever on his cell phone, which probably runs on gas(if ouy know him you get it, if not, oh well, im tired)) bitchin to me again about LAN parties. oh well.

in non geek news, my intermural soccer team, the DC++ers (or DCCTTERS) is now 2-2-1 (wins-losses-ties). i have learned that i am really out of shape. I plan on getting up early in the mornings and running, though i have yet to do it. the whole sleep thing is really intemidating (sp?). if your in SB, we play every Wedsday night at 10 or 11 pm. if your on thefacebook, check out our group "The DCCTT'S Fan Club".

ok, fine, now for the real reason why anyone comes to my sight:

STUPID CRAP!!
Guy selling his BF2 account on ebay (i hate people)
Pong Owner's Manual
Virtual Space Mountain
Fake Sony Commercial (this guy'g got skills)
True Video Game Titles
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash

well im pretty tired now, dont know why. i spent all day sittin on my butt programming a mod for call of duty. for those who dont know, im working on a new gametype called "Smear The Queer" (for those of you offended replace "Smear the Queer" with "Tag", happy now?) grood times playing this growing up. we'll see how wellit is transfered into Revolt. so yea, heres a random quote that i probably found on the internet some time ago but im recalling it just for this to end on:

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won
- Winston Churchill

now isnt that inspirational? im going to bed.
-Doug

11/07/05 @ 1:35PM
IM BAAACK!!!, been a while, doing a lot of stuff. Halloween took it out of me. but yea, im back now. hmm...dont really know what to talk about. 2 weeks and no news. just a bunch of random crap. As i told alex and stan, i have a new girlfriend. her name is "TV GUIDED MISSILE" (i tricked you, and yes im a geek). been playing Battlefield 2 a lot more lately, lots of good stories, since i have no news, might as well share them with you straight from the Trillian Archives (thats my chat program for all you sissies)

Battlefield 2 Stories(naughty language but i cencored it a little)

OH I DO HAVE NEWS!!! BAD NEWS!!! As you can see from the link Over There, a show about a fire team in Iraq which kicked so much ass, this was the first show that i actually watched every week and never missed an episode. Well its cancelled now. Bastards. Add it to my list of good shows that are cancelled befire their prime. Invader Zim, The Lone Gunmen, Freaky Links, FireFly, you know, i think it's just FOX, damn them.

ok now what you've been waiting for:

FUN CRAP!!
to start i want to share this little bullitin i got on myspace
[17:44] crusty713: ok so i just got this bulletin on myspace, seems pretty normal till the end
[17:44] crusty713:Your color with your relationship. If you don't repost this, you will not have a girlfriend or a boyfriend until you're 43 years old. Seriously!! So, repost with the color(s) that apply to you.

White - Single and not loving it, and not really hating it.
Grey- So damn confused about everything
Black - Taken and cheating on someone.
Green - Taken and breaking up.
Blue - Single & like someone.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Red - Taken and dedicated.
Pink - Single and hating it.
Purple - Heartbroken.
Tan - I rape people.
Teal - I'm a ninja.
[17:45] crusty713: can i be teal tan

Pretty funny i think, people are stupid and will post anything in a bullitin, but i am definatly a ninja

News
In Wall Computer
Female Gamers
and the forum thread to follow

Pictures
A Little Late for Halloween but still funny

Movies
Myst, Mega 64 Style
I HATE WHITE PEOPLE
The good part about censorship
Simon(american idol) moves up a notch on my Kickassometer
I've had these days
now THAT'S Efficient
Dumb People Piss Me Off (and make me laugh)
CTRL-ALT-DELETE Origins
iPorn
Granny Dont Take no Shit(posted before but now it actually works
BF2 M95 SNiper Rifle Video

Random Crap
The Bootleg Turn
SuperHero Database
Old VCR = Automated Cat Feeder
Ummmm....

ok, so this i weekend i basically spent the whole time on the couch, but i did watch Kung Pow: Enter The Fist. GREAT MOVIE!! infact, Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury Is being worked on right now. HELL YEA (hopefully they actually make it, unlike Freddy Vs. Jason. Vs. Ash(im not gonna find a link oyu find it yourself, but here's a mock trailer for it, which would kick ass))

ALSO, SERINITY IS COMMING OUT ON DVD ON DEC 20TH!! though im torn, do i buy this one, or wait for the enevitable Special Edition. hmmmm....time will tell

Read About It Here

I really like the band n*Sync
My favorite member is Harpo
I think there is a Harpo. If not, there should be.
I will write their next hit aboomboom kish kish boom boom
uuuuuggghhhh(*DEAD*)

and thats all for today
-Doug






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