DoucheBag Tkers
[23:15] crusty713: yea, but i hate douchebags
[23:15] crusty713: they see me throw a grenade at a group of enemies
[23:15] crusty713: "DURR IM GONNA GO RUN OVER TEHRE!!"
[23:15] gnomechamp2003: and run into it
[23:15] gnomechamp2003: yap
[23:15] gnomechamp2003: i know what you mean
[23:15] crusty713: then "WHAT THE F*CK MAN!!! TEAM KILLING BASTYARD!!!"
[23:16] crusty713: then i love the ones that shoot you to get in the f*cking chopper
[23:16] crusty713: just like good old 1942
[23:16] gnomechamp2003: exactly
[23:17] crusty713: lol oh and i love the ones that bitch at you when you fly, then when they try they burry that f*cker
[23:17] gnomechamp2003: lol, ya thats the best
[23:17] crusty713: bastards
[23:17] crusty713: i ahte them so much
[23:18] crusty713: the worst was today
[23:19] crusty713: the teams werre stacked like no other
[23:19] crusty713: i was USMC on wake 2007
[23:19] crusty713: they had like every chopper and plane poundin us
[23:19] crusty713: everytime id get in a boat BLAM!!!
[23:19] crusty713: happened like 10 times
[23:20] crusty713: finally i got away and rode the deserter ridge to the chinese airbase
[23:20] crusty713: took like 5 minutes
[23:20] crusty713: i get there, throw 2 C4 on a plane, then run away
[23:20] crusty713: i slip fall, losel ike half my health then some douchebag M203's me
[23:20] crusty713: THE WHORES!!!!
[23:21] gnomechamp2003: lol, ya a great waste of no killing and time
[23:21] crusty713: yea
[23:21] crusty713: i quit after that
[23:25] gnomechamp2003: sounds about right

Damn Lag
[01:48] crusty713: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[01:48] fokus_24: what
[01:48] crusty713: i was kickin some seriouse ass in BF2
[01:48] crusty713: i was gunnin in the tiger on wake
[01:49] crusty713: had a score of over 90
[01:49] crusty713: and BF2 freezes
[01:49] crusty713: we won
[01:49] crusty713: but i dropped before it counted
[01:49] crusty713: so no gold star
[01:49] crusty713: DAMNIT!!!
[01:49] fokus_24: that sucks yo
[01:49] crusty713: HARDCORE

Rambo Sniper
[02:00] crusty713: i wasnt even trying for the pistol one
[02:01] crusty713: i use it a lot when im sniper
[02:01] fokus_24: thats how it should be
[02:01] crusty713: i killed two people in a row with it
[02:01] crusty713: oh man, i was godlike for a while
[02:01] crusty713: they took the base i was sniping from and came after me
[02:01] crusty713: you know the beach one on wake
[02:01] crusty713: where the flag is right on the beach
[02:02] crusty713: i was in the downed aircraft
[02:02] crusty713: they all cme up on me so i throw down my claymores
[02:02] crusty713: went to the other side of the hill and just started lobbin grenades
[02:02] crusty713: then pulled out my pistol and shot the stragglers
[02:02] crusty713: a couple got by me luckily one was a support
[02:03] crusty713: he dropped ammo bags so i killed him and got more ammo and repeated
[02:03] crusty713: thats when i got my badge and 2 seconds later the round ended
[02:03] crusty713: true story
[02:04] fokus_24: wow
[02:04] fokus_24: hardcore yo
[02:04] fokus_24: thats savage
[02:04] crusty713: i elt like rambo
[02:04] fokus_24: lol

My new Girlfriend
[02:24] crusty713: i havea new girlfriend...her name is "TV GUIDED MISSILE"
[02:24] fokus_24: lol
[02:25] fokus_24: does she make sandwhiches
[02:25] crusty713: no
[02:25] crusty713: but she blows sh*t up
[02:26] fokus_24: yay