Bobby: "Nah, they're even funnier...they're the ADH crew..."
*giggles* "I'm so HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH..." -Gary
Bobby: "Dude...you don't smoke or drink or nothin...you're wasting your childhood..." *shakes head*
Jeri: "I'd like to remember MY childhood"
"You motherfuckers got pulled over AGAIN?! DAMN!!!" -Mel
Jeri: "Actually...the interior of the Mustang's nice...and the ride's smooth..."
Kimmer: *gasp* "Jeri....NOOOOOOOO!! Mustang gay!"
Jeri: *drools* "That's my dreamcar, Crispy. You have no idea..."
Crispy: "Umm...stay in the lines, Jeri..."
Jeri: "Oops"
"...This is too much for the quotebook to handle..." -Kimmer
"Can you hear me now?...Good!" -Aron
Kimmer: "Oh shut up, Crispy, you're really really tan. I, on the other hand, am the whitest white girl on the planet."
Jeri: "And I'm following at a VERY close second"
*after Bobby goes on this whole spiel about shitting logs, and going into detail*
Crispy: "All of a sudden I have the Log song in my head"
Kimmer, Jeri and Crispy: *start singing the Log song*
Bobby: *goes into detail about what is in the potato salad*
Christine: "So, you're saying that this will make you shit logs then, huh? Big ones?"
Bobby: *disgusted look* "Will you not talk about it?! I am TRYING to eat my potato salad here"
"Well, the door's locked and my mom's asleep...Guess we'll have to break in through this window - I've done it before..." *removes screen* "Ok, Christine, hop up and climb in so you can open the door for us..." -Mel, at the beach house
Erin: "So did Kimmer burn the Jimmy Eat World CD for you? Cuz if not, I can"
Steen: "Thanks, but I think I'm gonna do it the old-fashioned way and buy it"
"Well, I'M not gonna have any children!" -Jen, on a ride at Dorney
'AHHH! My ovaries!!" -Kevin, making fun of Erin, Jen and Christine
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*at the top of the Dominator*
Steen: *giggles* "Hey Erin, I never scream on these rides"
Erin: *giggles* "Me neither"
Kevin: "What?.."
*ride suddenly drops*
Steen, Erin and Kevin: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Acme...shopping store for rich fags and cheap fags, cum one, cum all, get acme up the butt" -Dale, when he was kinda pissed
Jeff: "Well, u know what they say"
Christine: "?"
Jeff: "I dunno, it was just something to say"
"I don't work at all next week - HA!" -Brian
"You got the CD?! Number 4's the best...and so is number 7...number 10 is too...just listen to the CD!!" -Robyn
Christine: "Guess who I rung up about a week ago...Chris. The hot Pepsi guy"
Katie: "GASP!!" "You did?!?"
"...If I have to, I'm gonna paint a carton just like the iced tea cartons. If that's what I have to do to get attention from you guys, then I'm gonna do it!!!!!" -AJ
"...C'mon, you know you like thinking dirty" -Dale
*new female bagger walks into the store*
*gasp* "Who's this? Where'd she come from?! She's competition!!" -Robyn, to Christine
Christine: "The hot Pepsi guy is here!" *squeals*
Robyn: "Yup. There he is." *sigh*
Evan: "Wow! Look at that *points out car window* Now THAT'S why I want a digital camera. When I see something in nature that's inspirational, I can just take out my camera and go 'SNIP!'" *acts like he's taking a picture*
Kim: *laughs hysterically* "Don't you mean 'SNAP'?"
Evan: "Oh...yeah"
Kim: *makes scissor motion*
Evan: "Shut up! I'm going to say 'snip' from now on! So there!"
"But they don't have BREAD! Evan, they don't have bread. That's like...damnation...hell...well, for me anyway" -Kim
*Rich is in register*
Jackie: "Turn your light on"
Rich: "I can't. Bulb's burnt out."
Jackie: "No it ain't. You have to screw it."
Rich: "What?!"
Jackie: "You have to screw the bulb in so it can turn on."
"Owning an SUV and living in Delaware is stupid. I mean, what mountain are ya gonna climb in Delaware?!" -Chris
"Yeah, my car's in the shop. So I called to see when I could get it back. And the woman's like 'It'll be done Friday - no, today's Friday...Saturday - no...Sunday - no...sometime next week.' And I'm like 'Nooo! I want my car!!'" -Dale