Christine: *gives Robyn the finger*
Robyn: *laughs*
Christine: "Well now that I just flipped you off, can I have my paycheck?"
Christine: "So did I tell you about the time Mark drove Joe's Camaro and how funny it was cuz Mark never drove stick?"
Dale: "Camaro? What year?"
Christine: "I dunno. But it's red."
Dale: *laughs, rolls eyes*
"And you saved...NOTHING today! But here is your scratch-off card. You might win something - and you might not." -Dale
"You have some weird friends!" -Dale
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Dorney Park Quotes from Erin's Webpage:
*while riding shaky rollercoaster* "I HOPE I'M SECURELY FASTENED!!!" -Kevin
Jen: "Spiderman splooged on you! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!"
Erin: *thinking about popular toy* "What?! He had a WEB BLASTER?!"
Kevin: "Yeah...nature's web-blaster"
*while eating dinner at Perkins on SPIDERMAN night*
Spiderman: "Hey girls, want a spiderman stamp on your arm?"
Christine: *blank look* "Uhhhh......SURE!" *holds out arm*
Spiderman: "Yeah, that's good...give Spidey something to do..."
*upon splashing down on White Water Landing* "THAT was SUPAH-wet!!" -guy in row behind us
*upon getting soaked while standing on the White Water Landing bridge and watching other boats splash down* "That was supa-wet!" -Kevin
"You want bag?" -girl at Camp Snoopy giftshop
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"What have you been doing? Dale?" -Kevin (he THINKS he's funny...*sigh*)
*after Christine gives one of Roger's customers a book of stamps and is asking for the $7.40 for her drawer*
Roger: "You're really intent on getting that money, aren't you?"
Christine: "That's cuz I don't wanna be short"
Roger and John: *try not to laugh*
John: "I'm not touching that one..."
"oh authority's nothing to be afraid of. except if they carry guns. then it's a whole new ballgame." -Jeff
"It smells like bong in here" -Diane
"What?! She said that I was a bad kisser?! SHE'S the one who's the bad kisser! I went to kiss her and was like, 'Heh...where's your tongue?'... *10 minutes later* "I can't get over the fact that she said I was a bad kisser! I'm a good kisser! I can't believe it..." -Gary
"I've been working since I was a fetus; I deserve a day off!!" -Jeri
Billy: "So where did you say you went to high school?"
Christine: "Padua"
Billy: *snickers*
Christine: "And I hated it"
Billy: "Well, that's good. At least you know you're straight, then"
"135 more days til I'm 21!" -Robyn
*while at work and drooling over magazine with pics of Vin Diesel in it*
Robyn: *strokes picture, then pretends to lick it*
Christine: "Yeah, I'm sure the cameras are LOVIN this!"
"Omigod, when I saw 'Fast n Furious' with my friends, they were all drooling over the cars and getting into the action. But me and my one friend, we're sitting there thinking about how much we would like to have sex with Vin Diesel" -Robyn
Christine: "Omigod, I saw this really hot guy at the mall. And he works at Auntie Ann's. Guess what his name is. You won't believe it. You really won't believe it..."
Robyn: "Dale"
Christine: "Yeah. Isn't it weird?"
Robyn: "Yeah. When you have an ex you really care about, all of a sudden his name pops up everywhere. It sucks."
Marie: *shivers* "It's cold in here"
Jeri: "Yeah. I'm cold too."
Marie: "Hey, Bob, what's your air set on?"
Bob: "55"
Jeri and Marie: "55!?!?!?!?!?!"
Christine: "yeah, but I'm not really a punk girl"
Erik: "ha ha. neither am I"
*when aol sucks*
"lol it's your night to get bumped off" -Dale, to Christine
"I'm gonna have to piss that shit out" -Diane
*gasp* "You're NOT HUNGRY?!?" -Crispy, to Kimmer
"Yeah, she'll be a buff stick" -Jeri, about Diane, using the words Diane used to describe how she hopes to look when she gets out of Air Force training
"I saw you with those coffee filters!!!!" -Robyn, to Christine, when she ran away from her register to put shopbacks in the cart