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| "I just found a potato.." -Dale, out of the blue "I have Pooh!" -Lauren Dale: "Your [social security] number has 3 sixes in it" Christine: "Yeah, but not in a row, I'm not satan yet" *Jonathan laughs hysterically* *SCREEEEEEEEECH...* -Diane, going down a 25 mph ramp Chrstine: "If you had to choose between Erik and Mr. Potter, who would you choose?" Lauren: "Mr. Potter! He bleats, Erik doesn't" *Lauren accidently moves Christine's booth* Christine: *shocked look* "Fine, I see how it is!!!" "Whoda man?!? Who da man?!?" -Erik "Ow, my elbow...ASS!!!" -Lauren "Hot guy...HOT GUY!!!" -Erik "Yes, Christine, you can push my buttons - wait..." -Lauren "THATS WHY I BOUGHT THE CD!" *grits teeth* -Christine "OMIGOD!!! Did I tell you Ben is Big Gay Al?!?!?" -Lauren "I try and everything...but those Chips Ahoy just call my name!" -Diane "Ha ha, she's taller than you" -Carl, to Jonathan, about Christine "So why don't you go to the gas station and get some FREE AIR!!!!" -Crispy "Last Sunday was Palm Sunday?" -Carl "I AM Mrs. Perdue now..." -Lauren Christine: *weird voice* "Hello little girl..." Lauren: *weird voice* "Hello little girl, would you like some chicken?" Christine: "Fine! *tosses picture frames* We'll take these!!!" *Lauren laughs hysterically, then pauses* "Give me a minute..." *laughs even harder* "I am a mature, responsible adult" *sways, staggers* -Lauren "OH!!!" -Lauren, said really deep, loud, and out of the blue "...And I'll be an old, unmarried widow!!" -Lauren "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!" -Erin Diane: "Look, Christine, the x bra is your secret weapon" Christine: "Mine aren't big enough, they'd fail" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's webpage: "You do not slurp it, you just put it in your mouth. No, you don't suck it" -Lauren "That's what they all say...but then the heavy petting starts" -Kristin "Keep reaching for the stars...but don't hurt your arm" -on Erin's webpage --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *in breakroom* AJ: "I hope Jodi's gone, she's so annoying" Christine: "I hope she's not in her office" AJ: "Yeah" *looks around, gets up, walks casually past office, then breathes sigh of relief* "Man, that waterfall must be broken, it sprung a leak" -guy on water ride at Dorney Park "I am hungry I am hungry Yes I am Yes I am I would like some chicken Or a slice of pizza Feed me now Feed me now" -Lauren *Lauren and Christine sitting at the top on Dominator* Lauren: "I never scream on these rides" Crispy: "Me either" *ride suddenly drops* Lauren and Crispy: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" *after riding Steel Force* "I feel like I got a facelift...Do I look younger to you?" -Mike Brown "Omigod, he has an eyebrow!" -Lauren Kristin: *places bottle of water on table* "I'm not anything today" Christine: "Yes you are! You're" *reads contents of water bottle* Kristin: "It's just tap water" Christine: "FINE! YOU'RE NOT ANYTHING THEN!!" "I don't grow fur on my hair!" -Lauren Lauren: "Guess what Kristin's collecting?" Christine: "Dust...?" "Aren't my cattle gorgeous?" -Mr. Potter "My Dr. Pepper is volatile..." -Kristin |
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