| "Uh...I don't think you can park there..." -Christine, to Lauren Lauren: "No SHIT, Christine!!" *classroom becomes quiet* Mr. Potter: "What did you say?" Lauren: "I said...'No DUH, Christine'..." Mr. Potter: "Uh-huh..." Christine: "How can you wear a bra filled with water?" Lauren: "That's what I'm saying...what if you sprung a leak?" Danielle: "Men suck" Kristin: "Go for women then!" "Sorry, sometimes I spell with a lisp.." -Lauren "Look, that door has a bus!" -Nicole Coyle *upon seeing Milky Way Chocolate Flavored Spread* "WOW!!!" -Lauren and Christine "There's a WAY!!!" -Lauren *upon realizing the heat was on in the truck while the windows were open* "I was wondering why I was feeling heat on my legs!" -Diane "Diane, there is so an ass on your window..." -Nicole, while Jeremy was mooning Katie V "Ah, the chickens...my favorite form of exchange!" -Mr. Potter "Let's analyze the crack..." -Lauren "When her manly comes..." -Lauren *at the sign of peace at mass* Christine: "Peace" Kristin: "I think he [the priest] needs to be tickled, don't you agree?" Mr. Potter: "I mean, come one, would you let your kids drink out of that?" Kristin: "YES!!!" *Mr. Potter backs away* ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's webpage: "Squeeze God and out comes NyQuill" -Lauren -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer's webpage: Kimmer: "Fuck you" Diane: "No thank you, you're not my type" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "I have grilled crap all over me" -Lauren "No batty tweets for you!" -Kristin "Kim made a puddle in your store" -Diane "Bite WHAT?!?" -Lauren "Yeah, I gotta go, my dinner's gonna be walking in soon..." -Christine "MARgaRET!!" -Lauren Cain "It's easy...it just slips in and out!" -Erik *throws paper, flaps arms* "Did you know.." *giggle* -Lauren "Put something naked in it!" -Mr. Potter "You'd be broken too if you were blown off the side of the building and bounced down the hill" -Mr. Potter Preston: "What concert are you going to?" Christine: "Bad Religion.." Preston: *pause* "You goin' to hell, man..." Christine: "Oh yeah, you drive that brown thing.." Rich: *offended look* "It's GOLD..." Christine: "Oh, ok...gold, GOLD..." Rich: "A gold Jimmy.." "Christine just burped me..." -Diane -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer's webpage: Random person: "Fuck you.." Diane: "No thanks, I don't do courtesy" "He's a headless male nude" -Mr. Potter "Curse and blast me" -Mr. Potter Katie V: "Kim, I'm going to go home, place a French book on my head & learn by osmosis, then I am going to come in & have a conversation with you guys in French" Kimmer: "If you think it's that easy then you're nuts" Katie V: "It's easy for me Kim, cuz I have a mental disorder" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lauren: "Oh, forget it, it's Monday!" Kristin: "No it's not. When you have a day between a weekend & a day off, it's a Monday-Friday. But it's not really a Friday because you have only 1 day off instead of 2. But it's not a Monday because you don't have school the next day" Lauren: "It's MONDAY!!" |