| "This one looks like he lost his dentures.." -Mr. Potter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's webpage: "I plop chocolate teddies on your tray" -Erin to Christine "Dude, I'm telling you, once you pop, the fun will stop" -Nicole D, referring to Erin's tiny Pringle container --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lauren: "Aren't you going?" Erik: "I'm waiting for the curb to end" "My dad and I wear the same pants sometimes..my mom gets us confused" -Kelly Raymond "econonomy" -Kristin "Or maybe you get paid in chickens" -Mr. Potter "Loss-of-hair-asia" -Mrs. Markham *while doing history homework* "We spend too much time dwelling in the past!" -Kimmer "Yeah, the world would be full of dumb people!" *book falls on floor* -Lauren Cain "Hey, I know you...you went to Ring Dance with Bill & you're BJ's ex-woman" -Ryan #1, Lauren Cain's (ex)boyfriend Kimmer: "Who installed these plugs?" Katie V: "My ass" "I'm just a prostitute to learning" -Mrs. Markham Christina Myers: "Oh no, I don't have anatomy now. Where am I going?" Crispy: "Pre-calc, you're in my class" Christina: "Oh thank you, Christine. Where would I be without you?" Crispy: "In anatomy" "The thing with me 'n' math is that we don't get along very well" -Lauren Cain Christine to Kim: "Look at all that butter. That contains cholesterol, which is really unhealthy" Dale: "You're gonna DIE!!" Lauren: "Is Dale in high school?" Christine: "WHAT?!?" According to Lauren: My brother says to me last night..."Wanna know the 3 F's in life?" I said, "Ok..." He goes..."FUCK, FOOD, & LIQUOR!" "It looks like a telephone pole with a head on it" -Mr. Potter "Oh but there's wisdom in that furrowed brow" -Mr. Potter "I have the urge to sculpt an old guy that's thinking" -Mr. Potter "Imagine having a bust of mom" -Mr. Potter "I mean, what was I doing in the milk anyway?" -Senora Mark "Trick or Christmas" -Jeremy "My dad made me go eat my noodles" -Dale ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Erin's webpage: "Guys, don't go in that bathroom cuz there's no paper towels and probably no toilet paper cuz this school sucks and I wanna set the dog on fire!" -Lauren Cain --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Katie V's funny. I'm a quotebook on my own" -Katie V "Lauren Brown's fingering the balloon" -Katie V "We need an old priest and a new priest. A------------------------------MEN!" -Katie V "Yeah, my brother tried to kill me 3 times today, nothing new" -Dale "Everybody forgets MOTHER" -Mr. Potter "Someone's wearing their vanilla aftershave" -Mr. Potter (in an all-girls school) "Dad has this volcano thing.." -Mr. Potter "Greeks were proud of themselves, they didn't care where they went naked!!!" -Mr. Potter ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Kimmer: "Kim's dog is 63 in dog years, he's a pedophile. Jeremy's dog is 7, he's an attempted serial rapist" -Katie V "You don't wear a Bad Relgion shirt to bed! What's wrong with you?!?" -Lauren, to Crispy ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shorty: "I'm going on a 10-minute break and I'll be back in...10 minutes.." Emily: *pauses* "REALLY?!????????????" "Let's muerto!" -Lauren Cain "Yeah, it's like aerobics 101" -Jorge (George) talking about a Catholic Mass "Ask the psychobeast here!" -Mr. Potter "I don't think this is supposed to be here..." -Lauren, feeling her throat "But her meatballs are bigger" -Nicole "Goddam! She's not a reptile!" -Kristin |