| "Yeah, I'm a bum that works" -Dale "LET ME SEE THE POSTER!!" -Lauren "Guys guys guys AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" -Erin *upon seeing an orange on step* "UHHH..." -Lauren, Kristin, Erin and Christine "What literary magazine?" -Lauren "What are you, an eskimo?!?" -AJ, to Christine Christine: "I don't know what it is about Spanish, but I always wanna fall asleep in that class" Ashley: *matter-of-fact voice* "It's senora Mark" "That's MY monkey" -Nicole "Well slap me now and call me Alfred" -Lauren Cain "I just wanna examine your bacon!" -Erin, to Lauren "How big are YOUR meatballs?" -overheard at lunch "ZERO and ONE!" -Lauren Cain and Christine "Guys...I just banged my face on the floor.." -Kelly Raymond "I knew it was around Thanksgiving, y'know, Ashley, turkey..." -Lauren *Mr. Potter discusses gold jewelry* "That was a lot of heavy metal!" *Christine makes the sign of the beast and headbangs* "SEE THE HOLE?!" -Diane "Do you collect hair under your arm?" -Jess Colon "As long as both balls are there" -Nicole "When I worked at a supermarket during the thanksgiving/christmas holiday season I would leave work every night wanting to kill myself and everybody else in the world" -Erik "You're no good at fruit-picking" -Lauren "If he doesn't like it then screw him" -Christine, to Dale "Yeah, I have all my whore outfits" -Dale "We have Physics next...bite my monkey and call me Alice" -Lauren Cain "WHOA! Amanda's mounting the lab table..." -Christine "I wonder if they saved the holy shit or something" -Lauren, talking about the Baby Jesus in Art History "Raise your hand, get mounted"-Lauren Cain, Amanda & Christine's slogan for Physics "Don't touch anything, it's calibrating!" -Lauren Cain in Physics "The mouse just attacked me" -Crispy, in Physics, talking about the computer mouse "Well, c'mon, you're Momma Science!" -Crispy, to Lauren Cain "Dawny and I are on the floor..." -Amanda *while raising her hand in physics* "I feel like I'm on a ride" *raises both hands* "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" -Lauren Cain "Quiero skip" -Lauren Cain "We have to stop at Habitat cuz I have to get a purse for Mike" -Kim --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AP History Quotes: Jessica Klenk: "Jesus Christ!" Mrs. Markham: "Did I hear a prayer?" Jessica: "Amen!" "This is a 12-step program" -Sara Macconi, talking about coming to class on time Laura Taylor: "I'm just a nervous person" Liz: "It's called insecurity" Nicole Descano: "Are you taking notes?" Christine: "No, I'm writing quotes for my quote book" "I'm just laughing cuz Uncle Sam's in a leotard" -Jessica Klenk ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The sheep loved him!" -Mr. Potter *after Christine makes 50 copies of a handout for Lit* "Do you not like the handout? Cuz if you don't I can change it!" -Lauren "3...2...1...GOTHIC!" -Mr. Potter "Where's da speaker?" *looks around frantically* -Lauren Mr. Potter: "Are you ok?" Kristin: *giggle* *upon seeing Lauren's sheep* Mr. Potter: "Ah, parchment!" Lauren: "Yeah...WHAT?!?" |