Advice
Q: Is it true that engineers like to be spanked?
A: That's not a question about career advise.
Q: It's the only question you have so far, so answer it. Is it true that engineers like to be spanked?
A: Definitely not true. It's the lawyers who like to get spanked. Engineers get spanked every day as part of their work.
Q: If engineers don't like being spanked then why do they become engineers?
A: They didn't know they would be spanked.
Q: How could they not know? Spank the Engineers Day is a civic holiday in Nova Scotia.
A: We though it would be an attractive redhead wearing the leather and fishnet stockings, not a pudgy 40 year old guy in middle management.
Q: Oh.
A: So would you like to join the DES?
Q: No, I can't. I'm a lawyer.
A: Oh.
Q: Actually, I'm not just any lawyer, I'm a pudgy 40 year old lawyer and I'm wearing leather and fishnet stockings.
A: Oh really!
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