Quotes from Real Dead Engineers
Pick which of the following quotes is not a real quote. The first person to correctly choose the incorrect quote will win a pail containing the entire treasurery, library and all assests of the Dead Engineers Society. Note: Pail not included. Value of treasurery has also decreased due to emblezzlement by unscrupulous treasurer, who still hasn't returned "The Tao of Pooh" by Benjamin Hoff and one Corner Clamp to DES President Derek A. Hartloper.
Quotes:
A - "I wish sometimes that computers had never been invented."
B - "Ow, that stupid blackbird keeps pecking at my eye."
C - "Maybe, but generally yes."
The following quote was not by a manager nor an engineer, but I like it anyways:
"Supervisors are like diapers...they're always on your ass and they're always full of shit."
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