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          So you think you can just write your name down, and you're in the club?  Shyeah, right...If you think it's that easy, you've got a lot to learn pal.  I mean seriously, com'mon, I thought you had more common sense then that.  "So then how do I join the club you tall freak of nature?!?"  Well, first you have to write your name down, and then e-mail it to me. 
          Oh yeah, there's just one more thing.  If you're not like ultra-cool in school, then don't even THINK about joining this club.  Cuz like, maybe you guys don't know, but uh, (grunt) I'm like a pretty cool jock, and uhhh (burp) I really like to play sports and stuff like that.  So uhh, if you don't play at least 6 sports on club teams, get lost, cuz like (grunt) I don't want some stupid weaklings in my club.  And if you go to some stupid PUBLIC SCHOOL, please leave now!!...such filth... (sigh) Actually, I'm just a big tall dorky guy, who tries to act funny, but just comes off looking stupid...The story of my life.

       When you join the club, you get a newsletter which will come out every few weeks.  All you gotta do is e-mail me, and make the heading "I want to join your stupid club".  It's that simple.  Just gimme your name and include some sort of message I can post by your name.  A good example would be "This is the stupidest thing I've ever done in my life" or "Wow Jon, you really are a complete moron!!".  Also feel free to make some comments/suggestions about the site, or send me some links to other sites.                                                   Thanks a lot.

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