In our cross country team there are many slackers, and unfortunatly a couple RUNNING NAZIS and even a running nazi ring leader we like to call HITLER.
The rebel slacker force is made up of 5 people. (There are more than 5 people who are lazy on our team but only 5 are a part of the rebel slacker force) And 5 of those 5 continue to drop time even though they don't run. Coincidence? Maybe, but that is even harder to beleive when 3 of the 3 people who like running added time to their races and were injured at least once during the season due to their excess of running.
Not any one can be a good slacker. Slacking takes intelligence, superior timing, a good knowledge of where you are, where other runners are, where the coaches are, were the shortest route is, and a desire to do little as possible.
Now you maybe wondering what is the rebel slacker force? The rebel slacker force is a squad of lazy runners who have found a loop hole in running. The goal of running is to beat your best time.....but once you beat it you have only set a new best time which you must try and beat. You may beat your time over and over again but eventually there will be a time which you can never beat because you become too old or injured which leads you plummeting over the metaphysical abyss into a Dostoevskian maelstrom of churning anguish.
Luckily the rebel slacker force has organized a flawless plan to combat this evil and all prevailing dark force called 'running.'
And our plan ............................................................ .................................................................................. ................................................... slack off. And that's what this next page is about SLACKING (click it dur)