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| Is there anything worse than a running nazi? This is one question Crab Bloke has spent many sleepless nights debating. There are horrible things out there; burning, drowning, having your teeth filed, listening to simple plan, the french launguage, rap, Ms. Brochu, 12-9 washing dishes at the weathervane, talking with matt bohn, the rug rats, the Bible, Jetas, rap ( yes i know its there twice but i just want to point out how bad rap is), fat math teachers, the counter-strike clan [1337], old artichokes, fresh artickokes, artickokes and anything that involves them... the list is endless. But running nazi's is way up there too. I mean... running sucks as it is, who the hell would want to try doing it? You've got to try my philosophy, train less and get better times. Its fairly affective. I'm a huge slacker when it comes to running mileage yet I'm still beating a running nazi when it comes to races. Ya he beats me alot but i'm laughing because hes trying hard. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA. PATHETIC LOSER. The nazi is also a sore winner so that only adds to his stupidity. well anyways this is how you should act..... lazy. the word lazy sticks out for a reason. It is because lazyness is the key to sucess...despite what some others may say. |
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| Notice the running nazi in red. I'm wearing blue shorts running right next to him. The nazi's done about 2 times the amount i've done yet i'm beating him. I finished the 3.1 mile race 16 seconds ahead of him. I ran a 17:57 which is a 5:47 mile average for 3 miles. Thats my best time and it wasn't done threw hard work and sacrifice but by slacking off. I am certaintly not the only one who has discovered the key to sucess. Jon H. was the fastest sprinter on our team he didnt run one mile ever. adam e. is even lazier than me and he is getting his best times and still beating matt b.in the 800 meter. Those nazi's are fools. They think by training hard it will make them faster ....... fuck that. |
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| The biggest slacker i know, even bigger than adam him self, is Phil D.. But he is smart because he believes in the slacking method. He says "Practice makes perfect, but no ones perfect. So why practice?" Hes right... dont practice. You will be wasting your time. If you manage to get your best time in a race you'll be happy, but now you have to beat that new time. And if you get that done, you have to beat it again. This goes on until your too old to break your best and in the end you accomplish nothing. So therefore do not try in pointless things such as running. Unless you're going for a scholarship or money. But when it comes too that, no amount of money is worth trying hard at track practice. And remember........... Don't move. Moving is overrated. | ||||||||||||||||||||
| any running nazi's out there? | ||||||||||||||||||||
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