Now it's one thing if you love running and dont care about others, but its another if you love running and you want everyone else to love running.
Now, what is a running nazi? A running nazi is someone who loves running and hates people who dont. A running nazi beleives running is a great thing and it should be put ahead of everything. A running nazi wears multiple shorts and shoes to practice. A running nazi tucks in his/her shirt when you're not told to.
A running nazi bitches to coaches when people slack off and threatens the slackers. And worse of all, a running nazi beleives practice in the key to success.
The other day at practice the nazi was wearing two different shorts and during the work out he tucked in his shirt. I had enough so my freind, also a nazi hater, and I tucked in my shirt and pulled my shorts way above our belly buttons. It looked like some awsome 80's trend. I couldn't stop laughing either. The best part about it was the nazi caught on to what we were doing. He got so mad he told his mom and his mom called the coach.
Now before he was only a nazi, but now he's been upgraded. Far beyong the SS. I formally upgrade him to the Hitler of all running nazis. And unfortunatly, he would find that an honor.