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if you have been on my web site recently, you would have realized that there were more people that have been here according to the counter, but it got fucked up. it used to be at 368, but now isn't and i got pissed off.

This is a counter that tells how much sloth has visited this site since the time it was made.

hello, this is my fucked up web site, cow_harvest, originally wanting to titled children_harvest, or wack_a_mole, or batman_x, though budget cut backs would not pay for the construction, or someone else just took those names already. if you have realized, this site sucks ass, and you are wasting your goddamn time here.this web site may be disturbing to children of ages, 16-23, and children of ages of 2-7, 3-46, and 88-34. please do not let this interferense get in the way of our friendship. i love you all, and no i am not gay and/or little ferry princess that enjoys to skip around and smell possies. this site may contain explicit language, hardcore nudity, racial slurs, discrimination, illegal drug dealing over the 'net', wanton, blood, lacerations, gratuitous violence, hangings, severe beatings, nazis, jews, negros, hindus, wack a mole, richard nixon, rape, gator golf, me slob, you chunk, heroine, cocaine, weed, alcoholic content, mr. bucket, babies, bat boy, elfman, timothy, christopher, burnings, no men (this means that if you are gay, then i would advise you to leave this site, because i don't like you), muslims, chaniax, batman x, people with the name sugar pop, hippies, wacky tabaccy, wacky weed, dan, stalking, pimp daddy, passionate kissing, child beatings, offensive slogans, sexual harassment, more negros, child molestation, ferries, pot, booze and bitches, cable guy, obesity, obituaries, snuff, raw cow hide, the 20 foot snowman that killed a girl that can only be found in the tabloids, interviews with bat boy, who eats raw cow hide, and little children that like to touch each other. if you find any of the material above offensive, please exit this site at this time. if you find the material offensive, but wish to stay, please contact me at my email address that i am not going to provide for you. if somehow you still get my email address, or find some other way of contacting me, i will read your letter, and do nothing about it; it is not my fault you went on this site. no, i will not make love to you. there are many policies that you have to go by, which i will not tell you what they are because i want you to wither and rot in hell. one of the policies is to not make fun of me because i am extremely sensitive to harsh name calling. if you do make fun of me, then i will cry and bitch like a little girl. more polices will come up as i think of more bullshit. if you are offended by nudity, i don't care because it won't be on this site anyway, because i just don't fucking feel like putting it on here. there is also a fan club that you may join if you are that damn stupid to. the club is very simple, all you have to do is send $25 to the address that is not shown below and i will do the rest. when you join the club, you will get nothing, except a letter that states that you are a fuckin' idiot. if you send me letters stating that you think that club is unfair and you don't like it, i will then send you a letter that says kiss my ass. if you send a letter stating that you do like the club, then i will send you a letter that states kiss my ass. if you don't want to join the club, then i will enroll you in the mailing list. when in the mailing list, i will send you bullshit that you don't want and also make you pay full price. your best bet would be to not even visit this web site because you will automatically be enrolled in the mailing list. if you try to send anything back to me, i will keep the product, send it to some other person that doesn't want it, and charge you another $20 for labor expenses. if you try to sue me, you will automatically lose, because i bribe the court system with weed. when you lose, you will have to pay even more money, probably about $5,000 for making me get up off my lazy ass and drive my piece of shit School Bus to wherever the fuck the place is that i had to go.

hello asshole

it is time to meet your demise

this is a link. click on it to see what mystical adventures await you on this magical voyage of knowledge.

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This is a picture of me, the producer of this sloth-like web site.

Mommy, I peed my pants.

Take that you filthy bastard! Cap! Cap!

howdy partner! if you want to send me email, please do so. all that you have to do is click on the chicken. a chicken will be posted on almost every page for your enjoyment. if you find anything objectionable on this site, please tell me and i will not do anything about it. hate mail is appreciated, so please send it so i can laugh at you. yes, i am an asshole.

you will die now?!

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