OUR MISSION STATEMENT
I'm not really sure what it is, but I think it's to...
make fun of Rinas at all costs.
make fun of frisbee players at all costs.
hide under tables.
enjoy the black lipstick until we realize how bad it really looks on us.
swing the lanyards when no one's looking.
steal food from the cafeteria (ie: muffins, COOKIES, biscuits, potatoes, etc), as well as utensils.
hang out at the spa like the bad children we are.
go to dances but sit at the back table and wonder why we're there.
slam into people when they play "du hast" by Rammstein at dances.
scream "die die die die live live live live sex sex sex sex" at the proper intervals during "American Pie."
not appreciate what Madonna has DONE to "American Pie."
worship Walt.
worship Trent.
get a bad reputation with the rinas, hence making them point and stare at us whenever we're nearby.... intimidating, no?
get the same activities.
get the same site (lydia didn't succeed *sob*).
re-unite once more.
... and ... to cause the downfall of TRL. That's our greater goal. We're getting there. The Magic Bag masters into this grand scheme... somehow...
Even White Boy's Gotta Shout - Baby Got Back!!!! er, GO back...
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