Dan Niki
This isn't as convoluded as the story of the Coven. This is a more simplistic story.
Over the past few years, these two fellows (Dan in black, Niki in white) have been roomies. We don't know how this happened. (I think people just think it's HYSTERICAL to put such crazy opposites in the same room.) Well, that's irrelevant now, since they're TIGHT! EXCITING!
Anyway. The whole "muppet" thing came from the fact that Dan kinda looks like Fozzie. (Yeah! You're noticing it now, too, aren't you?) The "ministry" thing is probably referring to Dan's father (a... minister... that owns The Fragile and moshes... who knows?), but none of us are sure. It was pretty far back.
Niki got into the Ministry due to the fact that otherwise, Dan would be all alone. He needs someone to preach AT with words of Muppetism, right? Anyway, Leah also made it in (not pictured here) because the three of them together were the must loony set of kids ever to hit their fiction 2B class. Tbey feel bad for the teacher to this day. Read about some of their Muppet Shinanigans.
Side note about Niki: he's a vampire. You should see his canine teeth. They're extra long and pointy. He looks like he's about to suck your blood.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST: What is that thing that Niki is doing? Look closely. You can't tell me you didn't notice that! Well, that's the upside down "whatever" (or, alternately, "walt worship") sign, for those who are... a little slower than the rest... And it is the OFFICIAL SYMBOL of the Muppet Ministry. You can do it, too. Get a mirror and try it. No one will laugh at you, we promise. :)
