Topic: Why is the FBI knocking on the front door this time? - Jazzy scored 12 points! Evidently drugs seen. Am busted. Sales violated.

Topic: Why are England's lands so green and pleasant? - BioProf scored 11 points! Dismal showers help. Long rains certainly.

Topic: Rejected brachs candy cane flavors, and why - Jazzy scored 12 points! Gosh it's "Sardine Sandwich." Scent's vile!

Topic: Describe your wedding on a $25 budget - MSAGRO scored 12 points! Arby's. Husband is stingy. Ramada honeymoon.

Topic: DESCRIBE YOUR HAIR - BioProf scored 11 points! Rare-- pate's perfectly clear. Really! Mine's removed.

Topic: Why was your Proctologist laughing at you? - MSAGRO scored 11 points Proctologist found squirming, determined rodent nuzzling.

Topic: What's on your x-mas list that you are ashamed of? - MSAGRO scored 13 points! "Orgasm PowerMaster3000" Always desire "High" option. Exciting!

Topic: Its SO COLD THAT... - BioProf scored 12 points! ...can't perform. Keep finding myself shrunk awesomely.

Topic: WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO EVERY MORNING? - Nonnahs scored 11 points! Cuddle the fiance, shower, nookie, nails, coffee.

Topic: DESCRIBE YOUR HAIR - Kat scored 11 points! Cut short, curly, color's somewhat dark, kinda.

Topic: Alternative uses for hairballs - Nonnahs scored 12 points! Best toupee! Spouse bought Persian!

Topic: What were you doing during the lunar eclipse? - Nonnahs received 13 points! Cuddling neighbor. Dude is single! (On porch)

Topic: Monosyllable a sentence (each word one syllable) - Jazzy received 11 points! She needs to get aid.

Topic: Cures for the Blues - Bumper scored 11 points! Perky playmate, chocolate, reading something satisfying, fantasizing.

Topic: Describe a city without naming it - Jazzy scored 11 points! Nice waterways, really awesome Venetians, fantastic guys.

Topic: How you got out of jury duty? - BioProf scored 11 points! Cursed radically, righteously sang songs, always unclothed.

Topic: Describe a city without naming it - Jazzy scored 11 points! No roads, dozen canals, incredible classics.

Topic: What song were they singing? (Story Acro) - Stengar scored 11 points! Humming, singing "Money," kickin' some Pink-Floyd CDs.

Topic: Hit songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 14 points! "Observing Rotatin' Head" "Weird Regan" "True Barfing"

Topic: Hit songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 11 points! "Stuffin' Crucifix" "I'm Barfin' Soup" "Padre Angered"

Topic: You are part of a famous couple for hallowween. what couple? - Jazzy scored 13 points! Mickey: spouse's terrific. I'm that Minnie Babe!

Topic: What's in your closet? - Stengar scored 11 points! Erotic magazines, naughty leisure devices, skeletons.

Topic: Describe your wedding night - Jazzy scored 11 points! Crappy because spouse is actually quite frightened.

Topic: What happened after they got married? (Story Acro) - Stengar scored 12 points! Cute, fire-breathing children likely; she's generating eggs!

Topic: A mystery story in 3 sentences please - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Dead understudy. Upset performance. Police really baffled.

Topic: Cool things to do in public restrooms - Kat scored 11 points! Bring horrendous jokes; commode maybe exploding ...BABOOOM!

Topic: Hit songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 13 points! "Crucifix Lubricated" "Spinnin' Cranium" "Chukkin' The Peasoup"

Topic: Describe what you are wearing - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Sweatpants. Incredably large size. Comfortable elegance.

Topic: Politics - Stengar scored 12 points! Boredom dominates most House sessions, congressional debates.

Topic: What did he do with his victim after he strangled her? (Story Acro) - Stengar scored 13 points! Macheted in half, dumped by eastern seaboard.

Topic: Things you would never do in church - MSAGRO scored 12 points! Swear at the lousy Chaplain. "Hell's Bells!"

Topic: First thing to do after school starts - Jazzy scored 11 points! Enjoy my mornings! Begone childish pests!

Topic: WHY DID YOU RUN THAT RED LIGHT? - Nonnahs scored 13 points! "Sorry, officer! Tummy's aching. I'm approaching toilet!?"

Topic: Make up a word and define it - MSAGRO scored 13 points! Childaphobia: Rugrat fear. Freakin' little nosepickers!

Topic: Hit songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 11 points! "Barfin' Uncontrolably" "Was Regan Traumatized" "Infernal Devil"

Topic: What NOT to say on a job interview - MSAGRO scored 14 points! "Cute jugs! Secretary's lovely. Clerk available?"

Topic: Last night I read in my spouse's diary........ - Jazzy scored 11 points! ...Damn! Am pregnant! Dave's brother's bloody good.

Topic: Bob Hope - Stengar scored 11 points! Patriotic troop supporter, really big-hearted Bob.

Topic: Dogs overthrow the cat regime - Their new edicts: - MSAGRO scored 12 points! "Sniffing Fannys Manditory" "Suspected Spayers Incarcerated Monthly"

Topic: Why wont the pizza dude come to your house anymore? - Stengar scored 11 points! Dog is unrestrained, sometimes chomping hiney!

Topic: Describe your computer and significant other with same words. - Nonnahs scored 11 points! Awesome investment, requires some manipulation, touching.

Topic: Why is your pet staring at you? - Kat scored 11 points! Tummy's growling usually. Supper time? Bits time.

Topic: Describe a city w/o naming it. - BioProf scored 11 points! Interesting Parthenon, some real architecture.

Topic: What not to say in a Cowboy Bar - BioProf scored 13 points! Gay? Usually prefer Cowboy virgins, but today......

Topic: I will never again..... - BioProf scored 12 points! ....invest money. Really! All gone! A catastrophe.

Topic: Scold your Goldfish in................... English! - Nonnahs scored 12 points! "Charlie! Evil darn swimming fishy! Crapped bowl?"

Topic: DESCRIBE YOUR HAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING - Jazzy scored 11 points! Really snarled, nasty looking. Wig's demanded maybe?

Topic: Animals living near nucular power plants - BioProf scored 11 points! Squirrelasaurus's really massive, giant toads bite elephants.

Topic: Describe your wedding - BioProf scored 12 points! Catastrophe: that jerk completely vacated church-- ran!

Topic: Rewrite History - Zelda scored 11 points! George Bush celebrated his Popehood! Vaticans Master!

Topic: Ways to entertain the kids on a long car trip - Catfancy scored 11 points! "Everyone color!" loudly broadcast. Quietly, crayons consumed.

Topic: Things to do while you're booted - Catfancy scored 11 points! I beat machine, scream, deliver tantrum!

Topic: Where's Waldo? - Kat scored 11 points! Down Mexico? Guzzing sangria, nightly carousing naked?

Topic: Will there EVER be a Christmas? (Story Acro) - Catfancy scored 11 points! Hopefully. Presents craved. Santa's healed. Finds Christmas.

Topic: What is your alibi? - Zelda scored 13 points! Coma! RN signed papers, two copies!

Topic: Tell me a story in 3 sentences - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Explored Uranus. Crashed spaceship. Deep probe gotten.

Topic: Nightmare on Sesame Street - BioProf scored 11 points! Cookie stabbed Ernie. Now murdering Bert.

Topic: Things that are blue - Maggie scored 11 points! Carnations, blueberries, robe, gingham, crabs, couches.

Topic: THINGS THAT NEED BATTERIES - Maggie scored 11 points! Flashlight, camera, radio, Timex.

Topic: Fractured Fairy Tales - BioProf scored 11 points! Stupid Hansel started overeating. Now perfectly sauteed.

Topic: Why did bubba shoot the juke box? - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Pretty pissed Southerner! ABBA selected.

Topic: Rewrite History - BioProf scored 11 points! Old USSR became larger-- communism wins!!

Topic: Why are you sitting in that closet? - Zelda scored 11 points! A gay response... can't finally leave closet.

Topic: History - MSAGRO scored 13 points! Booth slained Lincoln. Murder entered history.

Topic: Why is the garbage man laughing at you? - Zelda scored 15 points! Laughing? He dumped a can, vibrator noticed.

Topic: Signs your roomate is a terrorist - LadyEm scored 12 points! Fella's creating bombs. Very religious. Seriously chanting.

Topic: I will never again... - Stengar scored 12 points! ...accept second-class status; using lawyer, suing.

Topic: Why did Sten tell me I was fat? - Stengar scored 11 points! Insensitive jerk shows obviously abysmal etiquette.

Topic: I will never again... - Stengar scored 12 points! ...set such stringent standards; self recrimination's terrible.

Topic: What important delivery are you expecting, then? - Stengar scored 11 points! Purchased unusual "Sling Recliner;" lazy person's couch.

Topic: Why the package delivery dude wont come to your house any more. - Stengar scored 11 points! Dog made guy skidaddle, abandon delivery.

Topic: General Acro - Jazzy scored 13 points! Rowdy kids initiate headaches. Offering Mom excedrin!

Topic: Politely say someones zipper is down - BioProf scored 12 points! The manhood's conspicuous. Please recover everything.

Topic: I will never again...... - Jazzy scored 11 points! ...Buy cheap shampoo. Head's balding!!

Topic: What not to say to a cop when you get pulled over - MSAGRO scored 13 points! "Unusual Speeding eh? Here's five... shred citation."

Topic: Describe your hair first thing in the morning - Maggie scored 11 points! Tresses flattened! Nightly trysts mess auburn braids.

Topic: Fairy Tales - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Rapunzel's sizable curls.... Prince tugged

Topic: Describe your ex�s new love - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Eventually confessed the facts... he�s homosexual!

Topic: Geography - Catfancy scored 11 points! Drifting Mississippi River is fine fantasy.

Topic: Synonyms for Jail - AFish scored 13 points! Doghouse, Slammer, Grill, Madhouse, Wall.

Topic: Use an Acro in your acro - Fungus scored 11 points! S.A.T.�s: Undergraduates constantly compare lower grades

Topic: How old is Zelda now? - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Getting more lovely... her explanation? "Thirtysomething"

Topic: What you would tell your boss, if you could? - MSAGRO scored 11 points! "This employment sucks! Out! Sayonara Charlie!"

Topic: What will your sweetie get you on Valentines day - Maggie scored 11 points! Racy pajamas! Sheer red threads, wanton desire!

Topic: I will never again do...... - MASGRO scored 12 points! ...vasectomy! Clipping vital "cords". Feel my drawers.

Topic: What you would tell your boss, if you could - BioProf scored 11 points! "Salary's really miserable", he screamed. Bah!!

Topic: Things you would never do...... IN AN ELEVATOR - Fungus scored 11 points! Crudely defecate. Ruins elevator, leaves janitor cleaning.

Topic: Reason your pet hates you - Jazzy scored 14 points! Dog's expecting dinner. Supply's gone!

Topic: WHAT YOU'D DO WITH A COOL MILLION $$$$ - MSAGRO scored 12 points! Buy cheap floozie! Cash talks! Vixen marvelous.

Topic: WHAT IS YOUR PET THINKING? - MSAGRO scored 11 points! "Snausages Tonight! Delicioous Treat! Do Eat! Tasty!!"

Topic: How were they punished? (Story Acro) - Stengar scored 11 points! Bovine servitude; must pamper, manicure animals weekly.

Topic: How were they caught? (Story Acro) - Catfancy scored 13 points! Detective investigated barnyard and group panicked.

Topic: What's the recipe for one of her designer spells? (Story Acro) - Stengar scored 12 points! Arachnid jelly and mermaid locks.

Topic: What do brains taste like anyways?? (Story Acro) - Catfancy scored 11 points! Squishy wormy taste. Smells funny.

Topic: Where did the teacher set up house? (Story Acro) - LadyEm scored 13 points! She's very satisfied. Comfortable treehouse's airconditioned... cheery.

Topic: How did the teacher come to teach in the jungle? (Story Acro) - LadyEm scored 11 points! Teacher's posting said "the nicest scenery".

Topic: Signs that you are no longer cool - Kat scored 11 points! Jugs seem saggy; considering cosmetic liposuction.

Topic: WHAT WAS FOR DINNER TONIGHT? - Maggie scored 14 points! Meal's delicious! Tender ribeyes broiled... very beefy.

Topic: What's your pet thinking? - BioProf scored 12 points! Need Eats!! Want my Food!!

Topic: U just got a time machine.. where u gonna go? - BioProf scored 12 points! Senior prom: get girl. Very truly interested.

Topic: How to stay warm on this freezing cold night! - Maggie scored 11 points! Comforter's cozy. Oversized's very fluffy!

Topic: Reason for your divorce - MSAGRO scored 12 points! Multiple resentments. Constant infidelities reported.

Topic: Reason your pet hates you - MSAGRO scored 13 points! Alpo prefered. Master cheap! He's usally Ralston.

Topic: Redneck Olympics - Fungus scored 11 points! "Incest inception" "Barnyard Butchering" "Cow Tipping"

Topic: RHYME TIME - BioProf scored 11 points! Concrete tomb, spirits loom.

Topic: Outgoing message on Marcel Marceau's answering machine. - @DIME scored 12 points! Silence...... Extended silence with "Click... silence... click."

Topic: Postcards from prison. - @DIME scored 12 points! Please! Less soap! They like me!

Topic: Reason your pet hates you - Fungus scored 13 points! Rover needed castration. Completely surgery with malice.

Topic: What was for dinner tonight? - Maggie scored 11 points! Mexican's somewhat hot! Chalupa's really sensationally spicy!

Topic: Rename The Seven Dwarves - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Chunky, Dinky, Runty, Puny, Mini, Shorty, Looney

Topic: Describe Your Legs - Rocdoc scored 12 points! I'm very manly: furry legs.

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