Topic: What did Crazy dad do that got him six years in prison? (Story acro) - Jazzy scored 11 points! Clod grew marijuana. He insisted "Gal planted!"

Topic: I Love Lucy - Stengar scored 11 points! Mostly kind-hearted, manic, delightful redhead's deeds.

Topic: Why was Santa urinating on my Christmas tree? - Rocdoc scored 12 points! Fire's apparently very flammible: became alarmed!

Topic: You have to pee. No bathroom. What to do. - Jazzy scored 12 points! Obviously, attempt alley whizzing. Hiding's mandatory!

Topic: Rhyme Time please - BioProf scored 11 points! Judgement gained, parole attained.

Topic: What's that charge on your visa bill.....? - Grill scored 12 points! Got really lucky, tried one casino, WON!

Topic: What stuffed up the garbage disposal? - Kat scored 11 points! Cat's tenacious; tail's caught. Kid's chuckling again.

Topic: Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world? - Maggie scored 11 points! "Kangaroo Country"! Friendly folks! Reef's delightful!

Topic: What will you ask santa for? - geminee scored 12 points! Beautiful marquise. Queenly gem always terribly attractive.

Topic: Who's gonna be at your table for Thanksgiving? - Stengar scored 11 points! Grandma's spirit is joyously here.

Topic: Cool things to see in Outer Space - BioProf scored 11 points! Maybe Star Trek's "Enterprise" So galactic!

Topic: Animals - LadyEm scored 11 points! Chameleons change skin hue. That's environmental.

Topic: Special Events in the senior citizen's olympics - Jazzy scored 11 points! "Cane Shuffling" "Hairpin Tossing" "Chomper Flinging"

Topic: Bad Habits - Kat scored 11 points! I void all cuticles; eat them eccentrically.

Topic: Alternative uses for hairballs - Kat scored 11 points! Consider crocheting some? Delightful orange throw's required.

Topic: How do you steal a blankie from a kid? - Jazzy scored 12 points! Swipe while preschooler's under pillow finally snoring!

Topic: Invent a disease and symptoms - Zelda scored 13 points! Eekimclumsyopia: It tricks knees, they stumble.

Topic: Benefits to working in a cemetery - Jazzy scored 12 points! Silent bosses. Silent workplace. Benefits certainly please.

Topic: Hit songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 12 points! "His Beezlebub Charms" "Barfin' More Campbells Minestroni"

Topic: What you saw in neighbors window - MSAGRO scored 11 points! Couple really passionate! Carry dependable Binoculars.

Topic: Public Restroom Pranks - Kitten scored 12 points! Removing all TP, moaning "Quick, another paper!"

Topic: I will never ever again do..... - Ivory scored 12 points! Pose centerfold! Now boobs sag! Not right!

Topic: Where was the Bust this time? (Story acro) - Ivory scored 11 points! Somewhere near South Carolina. Dude deserves "life."

Topic: Why was it a scandal? (Story acro) - Catfancy scored 12 points! Found expecting! "Pregnant Madam" Republicans insinuated!

Topic: Road Rage - Ivory scored 11 points! Everyone's cursing, getting irate! Slowpokes are idiots!

Topic: What I see in a Redneck's yard - Stengar scored 11 points! Manifolds, trannys, many automobile accessories and lots.

Topic: Make up a diet and describe it - SurferDan scored 11 points! Martha's "Crafty Diet" will "trim" those calories!

Topic: Name and describe the newest Crayola color - Rocdoc scored 11 points! Super color: "Nighttime Heaven." Lusty charcoal tint.

Topic: Ways to annoy your spouse - Jazzy scored 11 points! Very unusual. Talk sports. Partner's suddenly irritated.

Topic: Hit songs from the Musical "The Exorcist" - BioProf scored 13 points! "A Forever Revolving Cranium" "Sometimes Retching's Disgusting"

Topic: Overheard at the Nudist Colony cook-out - MSAGRO scored 12 points! "Got antiseptic? Grilling close left penis "medium".

Topic: You are a spider on a log adrift at sea...How's life? - Bumper scored 13 points! Totally dismal. Sea's chaotic, I'm puking tremendously!

Topic: Latest Amish Invention - Jazzy scored 11 points! Sleepwear. It's perfect length. Wonderfully covers legs.

Topic: Why did your Psychiatrist dump you - Jazzy scored 11 points! He's bothered. Seems demented clients frighten him!

Topic: Circus stunts gone bad - Stengar scored 13 points! Midair disaster's violent: "Flying Roscos" in collision.

Topic: Imagine you're an atom in a molecule - Rocdoc scored 12 points! Nucleus underwent gigantic collision: caused weird creation.

Topic: What happened to your Betsy Wetsy doll? - Jazzy scored 11 points! Truth's ugly. Rotten youngster took doll apart!

Topic: Rhyme Time - Rocdoc scored 11 points! Pay's less? Instant stress!

Topic: When I grow up, I wanna be... - Kitten scored 11 points! Chocolate Taster: sampling original chocolate treats.

Topic: Mornings - Jazzy scored 12 points! Slap the clock. "I'm dreaming" constantly insisting.

Topic: Fractured Fairy Tales - MSAGRO scored 13 points! Found Rapunzels bra. Removed clothes, lusty Castle.

Topic: What is your Pet thinking? - BioProf scored 11 points! Please leave meat chunks! Leftovers taste super!

Topic: What Did You Have For Dinner Tonight? - Stengar scored 11 points! Magnificent linguini in clam juice; incredible!

Topic: Mommy, where do babies come from? - BioProf scored 11 points! See Mom's hefty tummy? Kid! Another junior.

Topic: Music - Rocdoc scored 11 points! Oldie's are terrific! Abba sing's magnificently!

Topic: Where in the heck is my luggage? - Stengar scored 11 points! Routed through Stockholm and the Paris tomorrow.

Topic: Redneck Wedding Gifts - Rocdoc scored 11 points! Incredible car: Gremlin. It's pretty zippy!

Topic: Outer Space Stuff - Stengar scored 11 points! Swooping comets, star dust, planets on fire.

Topic: Fractured Fairy Tales - Kitten scored 11 points! Angry alcoholic Gepetto burnt wood.

Topic: Traffic Ticket Excuses - MSAGRO scored 11 points! "Maternity situation!! Regret speeding.... cancel ticket?"

Topic: What you would tell your boss if you could. - MSAGRO scored 12 points! "Career sucks! Terrible salary!" Showed finger. "Gone!"

Topic: I wait until nightime to... - MSAGRO scored 12 points! ...have a Whiskey Sour. Helps sleep.

Topic: Why I love motorcycles - Rocdoc scored 12 points! They're sleek and super fast! Darned fantastic!

Topic: Rhyme Time - MSAGRO scored 12 points! Deciding date. Getting mate.

Topic: Short story abour happy baby animals - Catfancy scored 11 points! Quite furry. So soft. Otters swimming.

Topic: General Acro - Kat scored 12 points! A vacation's considered, "Disney World" says kids.

Topic: Bad advice your mother gave you - BioProf scored 11 points! Be selective. Remain sexually pure.

Topic: Describe your bosses demise - Bumper scored 13 points! Dude entered the powder room. Beaten evidently.

Topic: What you would tell your boss if you could - MSAGRO scored 14 points! "Boss! Adios! Employment ending. Wages crappy."

Topic: What to do when you are out of topics - Spydie scored 11 points! Yell! Ask everyones excuses, really, brains fried!

Topic: Gardening disasters - Stengar scored 11 points! Spade lacerated toe, eventually very horrible operation.

Topic: Where can I find the man of my dreams? - Jazzy scored 11 points! Supermarket. Maybe in with seafood? Selecting albacore?

Topic: Life as a germ invading an organism - Rocdoc scored 12 points! Luscious cell! Entering flu enfluenza. Devilishly laughing

Topic: Edgar Allen Poe - Stengar scored 11 points! Amontillado's fine, marvelous; let's erect tomb, enclose.

Topic: What not to say at a funeral - Rocdoc scored 12 points! "Another fine husband's banished... I'm so bad!"

Topic: Hot songs from the musical "The Exorcist" - MSAGRO scored 12 points! "Ejectin' Soup" "Chukkin' Again" "Creppy Jerkin'"

Topic: Favorite Movies - Rocdoc scored 12 points! Insane "Shining": neverending "REDRUM, REDRUM's" being muttered.

Topic: What were you doing on the street corner last night? - MSAGRO scored 13 points! Maybe "turning tricks". Anyone awailable?

Topic: Hit song from the musical "The Exorcist" - Jazzy scored 11 points! "Freaky Gal" "Spinning Cranium" "Hell's Mama"

Topic: Happy Story in 3 Short Sentences - Jazzy scored 11 points! New lover. Seems love's real. Contemplating commitment.

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