Title of an article in the latest Penthouse - Betsy got 7 votes & a total score of 14 points! Virgin Brides: Guys With Patience

What not to say to the guy in the urinal next to you - FOXTAIL scored 16 points! Must be cold buddy, just downright small!

Question of the day - Bubbles got 8 votes! Am I perfect? Phoning home...

Bad things to sell door-to-door - TouchMe scored 11 points! Selling always causes trouble: Buttmaster!

Small Town Headlines - Zelda scored 13 points! Incredible vandalism in backyard, Missing ewe!

Convince the Parole Board to let you out of Prison - Catfancy scored 14 points! Served sentence! Violence can be forgotten! Thanks!!!

Things difficult to sell door-to-door - Squid scored 13 points! Heavy duty machinery. Now spine's all screwy!

Life as an earthworm - Catfancy scored 14 points! Love chowing down, compost's delicious!

Things to do with a dead cat - MSAGRO scored 15 points! Rubbing, buffing, very remarkable! My clean Oldsmobile!

Name 6 green things - Squid scored 11 points! Radicchio, peas, romaine, underwear, vomit, Godzilla

What do you say when the Bill Collector calls? - TouchMe scored 10 points! ''Uhhh... sorry. Obviously, I'm penniless''!"

Pick up line heard in the laundromat - TouchMe scored 10 points! Frequently overheard: "Tongue Tide?"

Children's book titles you'll never see - Jazzy scored 10 points! "Paul's Creepy Cousin" "Wanda's Snatch" "Froggy's Dead"

What not to say to the guy in the urinal next to you - TouchMe scored 12 points! ''I feel rowdy! Ever caress ten inches?''

Entry in a schizophrenic's diary - Squid scored 11 points! Psyche's crowded! Twenty nine people!

Animals - Zelda scored 11 points! Having a hare problem... multiplying!

What's on the buffet at the Chinese restaurant? - Stengar scored 11 points! Various everyday items, like Tabby.

Slogans for a Butcher shop - Stengar scored 11 points! Guarantee (here it is): "Truly Dead Animals."

Entry in a schizophrenic's diary - Squid scored 11 points! Dozens inside: Lovely friends.

Make it Rhyme - TouchMe scored 12 points! Daddy, mother... making another!

Reincarnated as what animal and why? - Stengar scored 13 points! Sloth: they aren't prepared to work.

Food + Drink - Jazzy scored 14 points! Oreo's: wonderful snack, hogging bag usually

Geography - Delilah scored 10 points! Venice: Rowing gondolas, naturally!

Animals - Jazzy scored 12 points! Indian elephants are delightful but enormous specimens

Reincarnated as what kind of animal... and why? - Stengar scored 13 points! Violent, savage panther, persue woeful humans unchallenged.

Name 4 synonyms - Kitten scored 8 points! Gas, fart, emitance, toot

Drugs - Catfancy scored 12 points! Clogged sinuses? Take a claratin(tm) pill!

Rhyme Time - AcroAce got 7 votes! Pot smoke, major toke!

Rhyme Time - BIO PROF got 9 votes! Certainly defeated, totally depleted.

Cities - Catfancy got 10 votes & a total score of 19 points! Paris is illumintaed. Night lights are heavenly!

What were you doing at Jail House last night? - BIO PROF scored 11 points! I'm arrested! Caught stealing constable's lunch

What you'll do when you're fired for playing hookie - Kitten scored 8 points! Maybe take wife panhandling. Pleease!

What's that stench coming from your bedroom? - Sue698 scored 12 points! Odor was husbands caustic and smelly gas.

Title of Jeffrey Dahmer's Cookbook - YutPastr scored 7 points! Alfresco Cannibalism: Fresh!

Locked in an elevator with Barry Manilow...What to do? - Delilah scored 10 points! Begin crying? Keep queer pianoman away!

General Acrophobia - YutPastr scored 11 points! Microscope: Collecting specimens

Gossip about a TV star - Stengar scored 12 points! Barney's a loser, rents suits

Oops.. Out of toothpaste, what can I use instead? - Gemordy scored 8 points! White fingernail polish

Whats on the buffet ar the new Chinese restaurant? - Kitten scored 12 points! Marinated mutten, undercooked noodles, eastern broccolli

General Acrophobia - Delilah scored 8 points! Web: Spiders entanglement

You and George Michael are stuck in a bathroom, what do you talk about? - Sue698 scored 9 points! Stupid cops making bathroom sex newsworthy

Slogan you might find on a woman's teeshirt - MSAGRO scored 11 points! ....Seeking perfect dude. Just divorced!

General Acrophobia - Foxtail with: Alcohol is horrible, really irritates cranium

Halloween Pranks - BIO PROF got 8 votes! Hurling rotten eggs! SPLAT!!

Rhyme Time - Jazzy got 9 votes! Extremely rare, clean underwear!

Why were you cut out of your parents will? - Lost_in_*CR* scored 15 points! Found-out: Gay. Honestly, parents fainted. Terrible!

Make up a word and define it - Jazzy scored 11 points! Grossacroitis: really stupid creations, sentences don't work.

Signs that Winter is Approaching - Jazzy scored 11 points! Birds sweep southward, incredible!

General Acrophobia - Catfancy scored 12 points! Yoyo: string returner.

Rhyme time about animals - Stengar got 8 votes! Cows munch, pasture brunch.

Convince my hubby to let me stay through face-off - Catfancy got 8 votes! It's surely polite! Usually people complete games.

You're a leaf in the wind. Is that good, or bad? - Jazzy got 7 votes! Delightful, beautiful, floating past branches seems lovely.

Why can't I acro like this in a bout? - Catfancy got 7 votes! Really frantic! Can't function!

Why do birds suddenly appear? - AcroAce got 9 votes! Perhaps Hitchcock ordered rabid air strike!

Do-It-Yourself books that failed - Stengar got 8 votes! The "Gravedigging Practical Insights Guide"

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