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I Love Lacey
episode: 1x13
airtdate: Unknown
synopsis: A trip to the grey cup goes a wry. Davis is arrested for soliciting. Lacey and Brent run out of gas. Emma and Wanda get held up in the city dollar store.
Brent: Mmmmm...that was unbelievable. On the apple crumble scale --which I am perfectly aware does not exist, this would be a 9.99.

Brent: I don't want to get overly technical. . .
Lacey: We're out of gas.
Brent: We're out of gas.
Lacey: Oh great. I feel like I'm in high school all over again.
Brent: Well don't worry, I'm not going to put the moves on you.
Lacey: I just meant that in high school we ran out of gas a lot.


Lacey: This must be kind of embarassing for you. . .running out of gas when you own a gas station.
Brent: I got a jerry can in the trunk.


Lacey: Well, this must be kind of embarrassing for you. . .having an empty jerry can when you own a gas station.
Brent: Were you this annoying in high school?


Davis: Do you have the tickets?
Karen: Maybe they're back in your truck. Did you check the glove compartment.
Davis: They're not in the glove compartment.
Karen: Well how can you be sure?
Davis: Because that compartment's for gloves, your not supposed to put other things in there.


Lacey: I don't think anybody's home. I wonder where they could be?
Brent: I don't know. It's almost as if there's a huge football game on in a nearby city.
Lacey: Maybe they got there by putting some sort of fuel in their tank.


Davis: Oh well, I'll have to go to a scalper.
Karen: Isn't that weird for you to go to a scalper?
Davis: Why? Because I'm a cree man? I resent that.
Karen: Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal.


Brent: I would have been better off if I let you call a tow truck.
Lacey: Oh come on, don't beat yourself up about it. Think of this as an adventure. You know, walking along and enjoying nature.
Brent: Yeah, physical activity and direct sunlight, two of my favourite things. If you were playing the bagpipes this would be a perfect day.


Brent: All right it's time to face facts --my car's been stolen.
Lacey: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Brent: Well do you have a better explaination?
Lacey: I don't know, maybe you left it in neutral and it rolled away.
Brent: Down one of these steep Saskatchewan hills.


Brent: You're not unappreciated, trust me. I mean, you're smart, you're pretty, we have lots of fun together, as far as I know we're not related in any way.
Lacey: Then why not?

they both lean in for a kiss

Farmer: Hey Caroline! What are yo--- Sorry, I thought you were my cow.


Brent: Gee, that car had Alaska plates. How far away are we from Alaska?


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