Oscar : Hey! Did you here? They�re building that new call centre, in Wullterton

Everyone spits. Lacey too.

Brent : You�re one of us now.
Lacey : Oh. . .

Hank : Hey, guess who�s coming to town.
Brent : Some guy?
Hank : No. Well yeah.

Lacey : It doesn�t have to be all female, we can get a man to join (the book club).
Karen : Hm, like who?
Lacey : I don�t know. Brent.
Emma : My son Brent.
Lacey : Yeah.
Emma : Big head, runs a gas station.
Lacey : Don�t worry I�ll get him to join. I have a plan.

Brent : Book club! Yeah, I�ll join.
Lacey : Oh, I thought I was going to have to come up with a plan.

Brent : Will there be little sandwiches.
Lacey : Of course. Oh, I mean unless you were being sarcastic.
Brent : I�m never sarcastic about sandwiches.

Lacey : It�s a book club Hank. We�re reading that.
Hank : A detective novel.
Lacey : Huh?
Hank : Life of P.I. -Private Investigator.
Lacey : Life of Pi. . . Pi.
Hank : Cookbook, huh. Well that�s kinda dumb.

Hank : That�s okay Lacey, there�s no shame in being an improve act. One of my favourite shows is that Whose Line is it Anyhow.
Brent : Yeah, I like that show too, but man, does that bald guy have to do a cameo in everything?
Colin Mochrie : Hey Brent.
Brent : Hey Dave.

Hank : You were worried that people might heckle me at the Comedy Night.
Brent : I was, was I?
Hank : Yeah. So here�s my plan, until Comedy Night, you guys heckle me all the time. That way, when it�s time to do my act I�ll be ready with my snappy comebacks.
Brent : That�s the stupidest idea I ever heard, ya bonehead.
Hank : Really? What�s wrong with it?
Lacey : I think Brent�s heckling you Hank, because you asked him to. Like ten seconds ago.
Hank : Oh. Thank you.
Brent : Shut up. You suck.
Hank : Huh? Wha? Why would he say something so hurtful?
Lacey : I think this is where you do the snappy comeback.

Brent : See, the Saint in New York has con men and gunfights.
Karen : As a law enforcement professional, that intrigues me.

Lacey : Oh, Karen. I�m glad you�re here. I wanted to talk to you about the book club.
Karen : I thought the first rule about book club was you don�t talk about book club.
Lacey : That�s Fight Club.
Karen : What do you know about Fight Club.

Brent : Geez, remind me never to get on your bad side. Your revenge is swift and brutal.
Lacey : Aw, thanks.
Wanda : The way you used your knowledge of local geography to defeat the enemy was reminiscent of Mack Bolan Executioner #147.

Colin Mochrie : Pick up a book. Reading is cool.