Davis : Boy, that sure is a small cell phone. How�d you get one so small?
Brent : Oh, I don�t know, some guys are just lucky I guess.

Lacey : I hate rats.
Fitzy : Anyway.
Lacey : I saw a swarm of them in the feild out back. Is that what you call a group of rats, a swarm?
Fitzy : How many were there?
Lacey : Well, two.
Fitzy : Then I�d call that a couple.

Oscar : Hey, jackass, where�s the shuffleboard table?
Paul : It�s gone.
Oscar : What? Did it grow legs and walk out of the bar?
Paul : No it got kicked out because it called me a jackass
Oscar : You can�t have a bar without a shuffleboard, you may as well as get rid of the dart board.
Paul : We never had a dart board.
Oscar : You�re crazy, I was throwing darts in here on Saturday.
Paul : Yeah I know.

Davis : Do you think my new cell phone is small?
Karen : I don�t know.
Davis : Brent�s got a smaller one. I mean, I wasn�t looking at it on purpose. He had it out and I just glanced at it.
Karen : Right.
Davis : But mine is small, right? I mean, how small would you say it normal? You get an inaccurate idea because you see smaller ones in movies and magazines and stuff. But for a normal persons cell phone mine is small. Smaller than average.
Karen : I don�t think anyone cares as long as it works.

Lacey : I thought maybe I could coach junior sports or something. I used to be pretty good at track and feild.
Brent : Town doesn�t have a track. You could coach feild.
Lacey : Ugh! Feild full of rats.

Brent : Hey dad, what do you need loonies for?
Oscar : Let me answer your question with another question -Shut up!

Emma : Thanks for your help, Lacey.
Lacey : Well, you know me, always involved in the community.
Emma : Well normally Oscar gives me a hand but these days he�s always down at the bar. At first I thought he was in there drinking but now I�m getting worried.

(Lacey and Brent are talking in the booth. Brent's phone rings.) Lacey : Is that your phone?
Brent : Yeah.
Lacey : Well are you going to answer it?
Brent : No.
Lacey : Why not?
Brent : Because Wanda will make fun of me.
Wanda : Hey big phone! I can hear your big phone ringing from way over here.

Lacey : Hey Brent, good news. I just got off the phone with the ministry of culture. They�re declaring the grain elevator an historical site.
Brent : Hey, that�s great.
Lacey : Aw, thanks a lot for helping me write that letter.
Brent : Ah, you did all the work.
Lacey : You picked the font
Brent : You can�t go wrong with times new roman. Still I wish you�d let me use the clip art.
Lacey : Yeah, well. I didn�t think stars and rainbows were going to help though.