Lacey: (to Brent) You're not giving people enough credit. They're going to figure this out.

Hank comes out of the ladies room.

Hank: Brent! What have you done with the washrooms in there? It's beautiful.
Lacey: (to Brent Hank is not a good example.

Davis: Why are you dwelling on something that happened over 15 years ago?
Karen: Wouldn't it be more like 35 years ago? Nice math. You should subscribe to the paper, get yourself a free calculator.
Davis: Yeah, well at least I'm not. . .
Karen: Blonde? Thin? Pretty?
Davis: (beat) I'm pretty.

Brent: Hey Wanda, can I talk to you for a second?
Wanda: Yeah.
Brent: Listen, you're a very valuable part of Corner Gas and I cannot accept your resignation.
Wanda: I never quit.
Brent: Oh, you didn't?
Wanda: No!
Brent: Oh, cause we're still open over there and you're over here so I just assumed.

Mayor Fitzy, Davis, and 2 other guys come into the store

Davis: A word, Brent?
Brent: I've always got time for a posse.