Brent : Tanner, you�re still here, right? This is just some hide and seek thing? Well you can keep hiding and I�ll keep looking but at least let me know you�re here.

Tanner throws a dinkie toy.

Lacey : I felt bad for bailing on you earlier when you asked for my help. I decided to come by and see how things were going.
Brent : It�s going okay I guess. Come on in.
Lacey : Are you sure everythings okay?

Brent : Getting a little tired of the toy cars to the head. Any suggestions?
Lacey : I don�t know. Did you ask him not to throw cars at your head?
Brent : Yep, so he threw a truck. Kid�s clever.

Lacey : Oh, come out where we can see ya, ya puke! (Brent looks at her, shocked) Ya cute little puke.

After Lacey gets hit with a toy car. Brent puts a bag of frozen peas on her head

Brent : Hurts, don�t it?
Lacey : Why do they make cars out of metal. They should know that there�s a certain percentage of children that are evil.

Hank locks his keys in his truck and is trying to break in with a coat hanger

Hank : You�re a cop, Davis, you must know how to do this.
Davis : Okay, listen up. The first thing you gotta know is your passenger window is open. Hope that helps.
Hank : Thanks Davis.

Emma : A child�s imagination is their strength and their weakness.
Brent : You�re like Yoda
Emma : I don�t know what that means.

Hank :(to Lacey) Wait, Brent called Emma, that was your bet wasn�t it.
Lacey : Yep. 50 bucks on Brent calls Emma, 3 to one odds, thats 150 bucks. You know, I�d take a car to head any day for that.
Brent : Lacey Esther Burrows.
Lacey : That�s not my middle name. (runs away)
Brent : (runs after her)Charlene? Gertie? Sunshine? Fern?