Korkscrew has a webcam now. Occasionally you may see us online recording new songs or writing and practising new songs.

Can't login? No problem

username: korkscrew

password: fuckinrules

go ahead and give the password out to everyone. Find the mystery camera page.

I must have the luck of the Irish. Why? Here's why... Jenn Murphy, Erin Pemberton (we miss you Erin), Byran Pemberton, Mallory Moors, and several other circle members went searching high and low, all over Ireland to bring me (Scott) back a souvenir. I'd asked for a Korkscrew (i've been spelling it this way for so long it's become a habit) that said "Made in Ireland" on it. Jenn somehow managed, as always, to exceed expectations. I don't know where she managed to uncover this classic gem, but it's far beyond what i'd ever expected. The Korkscrew pictured above is in fact a real "Made in Ireland" Korkscrew. The base is enscribed "Leprechaun" and the leprechaun is smoking from his pipe while holding his "korkscrew". I just want to thank you for bringing me back the most precious souvenir anyone could ever ask for. This particular item means a lot to me because many of my friends went out of their way, while touring Ireland to find an Irish Korkscrew for me. Thanks Jenn and everyone at Circle who went searching. - Scott "anyone want to see my lucky korkscrew?" Wile.

Here's a really cool beer can, or beer bottle label. Just save the picture to your computer and print it off, you might have to stretch or shrink it a bit.

Concert tips for when you see Korkscrew Live:

1) Whenever Korkscrew plays a slow song, don't wave a lighter in the air. Wave a corkscrew in the air instead.

2) When Korkscrew plays anything other than a slow song, start a mosh pit and do some stage diving.

3) We don't ban female nudity at our shows, so if you feel like gettin' nekked, go for it. Don't forget to paint a big corkscrew on your chest. (keep your hands to yourselves guys or things will get rough)

4) If Korkscrew plays with other bands, cheer for all the bands (Unless they play bubble gum pop). We all work hard to put on a good show (except of course the losers who only play bubble gum pop).

5) Bring a little extra cash with you in case you feel like buying someones CD or t-shirts.

Recipe for Korkscrewdriver:

1 large beer mug or supersized cup.

1 quart of vodka, any kind will do as long as it's 40% alcohol.

1 half cup of orange juice.

1 stainless steel corkscrew.

Mixing instructions: Take the large beer cup/mug or whatever and fill it with the vodka. Then simply drink it. The orange juice is for your friends, so they don't drink your vodka. The corkscrew is for your defence when the orange juice runs out and your friend wants your liquor.

Top 5 things to do when stuck in an elevator:

1. Before you panic you'll want to get rid of that damn elevator music and pop in a Korkscrew CD. It's sucks panicing to crappy music.

2. Now that you've got your Korkscrew CD playing, it's safe to panic.

3. If you're stuck in the elevator alone, uh oh, you could starve. Always make sure you bring a friend and your handy, dandy, stainless steel corkscrew with you wherever you go.

4. If you've been stuck in the elevator for more than an hour, you're probably getting hungry. Take out your corkscrew, kill your friend and eat him/her. This should keep you from starving to death. (warning make sure you eat the entire body or the police will find the evidence)

5. Make sure you take your friend's Korkscrew CD so you can give it to another friend and let them know how much the band kicks ass!!!