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Cookies n' Hookers
"BLOOMINGTON-NORMAL (IL) SOFT-COCK PUNK ROCK. FUCKIN' RIPPER!!!"
The Superdookie Toilet Explosion: Lead Vocals
RStylez: Lead Vocals and Guitar
Slap-Slap Steve-a-Rappa: Bass Guitar
Neko Boy: Drums and Lead Vocals
"And fuck you George W. Bush, you God-damned fucking coke head!!!"
"That's right, fuck off."
NEVER MIND WESLEY WILLIS, HERE'S COOKIES N' HOOKERS!
NEW FULL-LENGTH RELEASE!!!
"FUCK YOU PUNK"
ON VER VER TASTY RECORDS
THE STORY OF "FUCK YOU PUNK":
In a fortuitous occurence recently, all four members of the as-recently reconstituted "Cookies n' Hookers" all happened to be at the same place at the same time with not a whole hell of a lot going on. A truly masterful recording, tentatively entitled "FUCK YOU PUNK" was the by-product of that occurence and of that experience. With a whole shit load of lyrics penned, fortuitously enough, the night before by the band's masterful two social commentators and frontmen, The Superdookie Toilet Explosion and RStylez, and with a few additional ditties drummer Neko Boy had been rolling around in his head for years, the band relocated to the depths of the WESN studio in Bloomington-Normal, Illinois and set about crafting their art. With a small, stolen ultra low-budget tape recorder and a couple of equally low-budget tapes purchased from Walgreens a few minutes earlier in tow, the band sought to capture the raw energy that musical performance so often releases in angst-ridden young revolutionaries but which is so-often lost in the ultra high-budget studio recordings of the high-powered music industry today. In this sense, the band hoped that the recording would be capable of conveying to listeners something unique: the frustations induced by the malaise endemic to suburban life in the Y2K age expressed in manner wholly unsapped by the technologies that the music industry employs in order to enervate such expressions for the purposes of mass market consumption. Of the band members it was perhaps Neko Boy who was best aware of this reality as he pushed the band to forgo multiple takes of imperfectly performed songs and instead "leave the tape recorder running" as the band blasted one-time only through its deep array of compositions. The result is something that clutches at and connects with a feeling deep inside of all of us in this age of marketized anarchy; a total musical revolution.
As Ver Ver Tasty Record Label President Phil Huckelberry, one of the first non-band members to hear the recording, remarked when pressed for a description of the product;
"Guitar Wolf eat your heart out. Think of NOFX meets
The Business meets the shittiest recording quality in human history.
Rock and roll!"
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COOKIES N' HOOKERS "FUCK YOU PUNK"
Get your grubby little paws all over the wondrously revolutionary musical expression of Cookies n' Hookers' "FUCK YOU PUNK"!!! Ver Ver Tasty Records, based out of Columbus, Ohio, has now released the album, free of charge, over the internet. The album has been released free of charge by Cookies n' Hookers to protest ridiculous pricing practises of the musical industry as well as the commercialization of art generally.
Bloomington-Normal's "Cookies n' Hookers" vs. Green Bay's "The Shutups"
Click there for individual band members web-pages:
The Superdookie Toilet Explosion
RStylez
Slap-Slap Steve-a-Rappa
Neko Boy
Future Planned Projects: The Amsterdam Millenium Sessions
(for Spring 2001 release - or as soon as someone who can play an instrument visits Amsterdam)
e-mail Cookies n' Hookers:
[email protected]
"Ben Weasel called me a 'know-it-all blowhard'" - Superdookie.
Cookies n' Hookers fully support all efforts to expose George W. Bush for the coke-snorting, insider-trading, Born Again Christian-mocking fascist that he is. Thus, we encourage our fans to frequent the following website: Bush for President.
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