You know you're obsessed with Okage when...
-You named your shadow Stan
-You talk to "Stan"
-You spent hours trying to figure out the lyrics to higher breath
-You're convinced that teen idle pop stars are evil kings that brainwash everyone
-You complain about having to get the bread at the start of the game to your real mom.
-Once in a while you accidently speak in old English Rhyme
-You search every atlas you can find for a map o' evil kings
-when the circus was in town you asked the ring leader if he knew anything about a map of evil kings
-You wear a brown belt on your head
-You refuse to put your pink parasol down
-You look for purple bottles, and whenever you see one you take it into your basment and try to summon Stan
-You say "dot dot dot" outloud because you always pick choice 3
-You made a red dress for an old my size barbie doll and say it's the doll Marilene
-You made Okage emoticons and use them all the time
-You went to school dressed like Ari
-You have all your favorite quotes for the game memberized
-You have multiple roles in the Okage radio play
-You attempted to make an Okage 2, even if it was a really pathetic attempt
-You put every Okage site on your favorites list
-You know exactly wear you can find every tiny gear
-When you get borded you wonder around and search bushes for tiny gear (in real life)
-You made a card board cut out of Stan
-You made your very own Okage board game
-You've read every Okage fanfiction on the internet, even though all of them are retarded.
-You wrote a good portion of thoose fanfictions
-You own an Okage site
-You have Okage webpages you did in a day for a joke or whatever
-You attempted to finsih the game in 24 hours straight through
-you have a "costume made Okage sword" called a "leftover sword."
-When you see a bunny you draw your sword
-When you go to the suppermarket you attack the onions
-you tried to find a lighting effect that makes your shadow look pink
-You try to "classify" everyone you know
-You realized that you distroyed the power of classification, so you decide to sort everyone out to fill the roles of every last minor character in the game includding "counting man."
-You noticed that Ari scratches his ass inbetween turns in battle (it's true!).
-You can preform all the characters' victory dances.
-You sing the background music from the game when you want to annoy everyone
-You asked a store if you could pay in sukel
