Characters (beware, spoilers):
Aracterschay (ewarebay, oilersspay):
stan
Age: 300?
Occupation: Evil King
Stan is the reincarnation of the great evil king Gohma, or so he says. His full name is Stanley Hihat Trinidad the 14th or something like that. He was locked away in a purple bottle for about 300 years, but his power was taken and given to �fake evil kings�.
Stan is my favorite character in the game (isn�t he everyone�s). He tries so hard to get people to fear him, but everyone just laughs at him instead. Poor Stan. Who says you can�t have sympathy for an evil king? For the great evil king, he�s really not that evil, but his insults are a lot of fun.
Anstay
Ageyay: 300?
Occupationyay: Evilyay Ingkay
Anstay isyay ethay eincarnationray ofyay ethay eatgray evilyay ingkay Ohmagay, oryay osay ehay ayssay. Ishay ullfay amenay isyay Anleystay Ihathay Inidadtray ethay 14th oryay omethingsay ikelay atthay. Ehay asway ockedlay awayyay inyay ayay urplepay ottlebay orfay aboutyay 300 earsyay, utbay ishay owerpay asway akentay andyay ivengay otay �akefay evilyay ingskay�.
Anstay isyay my avoritefay aracterchay inyay ethay amegay (isnyay�t ehay everyoneyay�s). Ehay iestray osay ardhay otay etgay eoplepay otay earfay imhay, utbay everyoneyay ustjay aughslay atyay imhay insteadyay. Oorpay Anstay. Owhay ayssay ouyay ancay�t avehay athysympay orfay anyay evilyay ingkay? Orfay ethay eatgray evilyay ingkay, ehay�s eallyray otnay atthay evilyay, utbay ishay insultsyay areyay ayay otlay ofyay unfay.
Ari
Age: 16
Occupation: "an ordinary boy"
Ari is the �normal�, �overshadowed� main character. He doesn�t have a backbone and gets pushed around a lot. When his father releases Stan from his bottle to break the curse a ghost gave his sister, which caused her to speak only in pig Latin, his parents force him into participating in a contest to sell his soul to Stan, and guess what? He won, and poor Ari became Stan�s obedient slave. Later on he ends up being princess Marlene�s servant too.
Ari�s name might as well be �Poor Ari�. Not only is he always bossed around and enslaved, Rosylin gets all the credit for everything he does, and he always gets blamed for Stan�s actions. Things never seem to work out for him. Ari completely disappeared from the world, and no one seemed to care. One time I heard one of his grand parents say that they forgot they had a grandson. Oh yeah, and he looks like a bug. Poor poor Ari. And if you watch him dutting battle, he sctaches his ass. Um, it took me a while to notice that, but it changed my opinion of him a bit.
Ariyay
Ageyay: 16
Occupationyay: �anyay ordinaryyay oybay�
Ariyay isyay ethay �ormalnay�, �overshadowedyay� ainmay aracterchay. Ehay oesnday�t avehay ayay ackbonebay andyay etsgay ushedpay aroundyay ayay otlay. Enwhay ishay atherfay eleasesray Anstay omfray ishay ottlebay otay eakbray ethay ursecay ayay ostghay avegay ishay istersay, ichwhay ausedcay erhay otay eakspay onlyyay inyay igpay Atinlay, ishay arentspay orcefay imhay intoyay articipatingpay inyay ayay ontestcay otay ellsay ishay oulsay otay Anstay, andyay uessgay atwhay? Ehay onway, andyay oorpay Ariyay ecamebay Anstay�s obedientyay aveslay. Aterlay onyay ehay endsyay upyay eingbay incesspray Arlenemay�s ervantsay ootay.
Ariyay�s amenay ightmay asyay ellway ebay �Oorpay Ariyay�. Otnay onlyyay isyay ehay alwaysyay ossedbay aroundyay andyay enslavedyay, Osylinray etsgay allyay ethay editcray orfay everythingyay ehay oesday, andyay ehay alwaysyay etsgay amedblay orfay Anstay�s actionsyay. Ingsthay evernay eemsay otay orkway outyay orfay imhay. Ariyay ompletelycay isappearedday omfray ethay orldway, andyay onay oneyay eemedsay otay arecay. Oneyay imetay IYAY eardhay oneyay ofyay ishay andgray arentspay aysay atthay eythay orgotfay eythay adhay ayay andsongray. Ohyay eahyay, andyay ehay ookslay ikelay ayay ugbay. Oorpay oorpay Ariyay. Andyay ifyay ouyay atchway imhay uttingday attlebay, ehay achessctay ishay assyay. Umyay, ityay ooktay emay ayay ilewhay otay oticenay atthay, utbay ityay angedchay my opinionyay ofyay imhay ayay itbay.
Annie
Age: Not sure, but probably around 12 or 13.
Occupation: Sister to Ari
Ari�s little bratty sister. It�s very obvious that she�s the favored one in the family because Ari gets forced into running errands while she goes out on a date, and their parents would rather have Ari become Stan�s slave than Annie become comic relief. Stan cured Annie�s curse, but she was left with a pink shadow. Hey, not turning her shadow pink wasn�t part of the deal after all.
Annieyay
Ageyay: Otnay uresay, utbay obablypray aboutyay 12 oryay 13
Occupationyay: Istersay otay Ariyay
Ariyay�s ittlelay attybray istersay. Ityay�s eryvay obviousyay atthay eshay�s ethay avoredfay oneyay inyay ethay amilyfay ecausebay Ariyay etsgay orcedfay intoyay unningray errandsyay ilewhay eshay oesgay outyay onyay ayay ateday, andyay eirthay arentspay ouldway atherray avehay Ariyay ecomebay Anstay�s aveslay anthay Annieyay ecomebay omiccay eliefray. Anstay uredcay Annieyay�s ursecay, utbay eshay asway eftlay ithway ayay inkpay adowshay. Eyhay, otnay urningtay erhay adowshay inkpay asnway�t artpay ofyay ethay ealday afteryay allyay.
James
Age: Who cares?
Occupation: Stan's butler
James is so annoying. He�s Stan�s stupid, ugly, clingy butler, and that�s all there is to say.
Amesjay
Ageyay: Owhay arescay?
Occupationyay: Anstay�s utlerbay
Amesjay isyay osay annoyingyay. Ehay�s Anstay�s upidstay, uglyyay, ingyclay utlerbay, andyay atthay�s allyay erethay isyay otay aysay.
Rosalyn
Age: 22
Occupation: Hero
Rosalyn always carries a pink parasol to hide the pink shadow that she got from Stan while he was in the bottle. She�d slap anyone who mentions anything about her parasol, and swears that she will kill Stan. She almost killed Ari just to get rid of Stan, and when Ari disappeared and Stan was gone her reaction was something like, �Hey, no more Stan.� She can be a bit of a bitch, but she�s cool. She�s always getting into long arguments with Stan, and in most on them Stan brings he ass up. Even though they say that they hate each other and want to kill each other, maybe it�s the opposite.
Osylinray
Ageyay: 22
Occupationyay: Erohay
Osylinray alwaysyay arriescay ayay inkpay arasolpay otay idehay ethay inkpay adowshay atthay eshay otgay omfray Anstay ilewhay ehay asway inyay ethay ottlebay. Eshay�d apslay anyoneyay owhay entionsmay anythingyay aboutyay erhay arasolpay, andyay earssway atthay eshay illway illkay Anstay. Eshay almostyay illedkay Ariyay ustjay otay etgay idray ofyay Anstay, andyay enwhay Ariyay isappearedday andyay Anstay asway onegay erhay eactionray asway omethingsay ikelay, �Eyhay, onay oremay Anstay.� Eshay ancay ebay ayay itbay ofyay ayay itchbay, utbay eshay�s oolcay. Eshay�s alwaysyay ettinggay intoyay onglay argumentsyay ithway Anstay, andyay inyay ostmay onyay emthay Anstay ingsbray ehay assyay upyay. Evenyay oughthay eythay aysay atthay eythay atehay eachyay otheryay andyay antway otay illkay eachyay otheryay, aybemay ityay�s ethay oppositeyay.
Epros
Age: unknown (aka too old to count)
Occupation: "Mysterious Wizard"
Epros is the weirdo that speaks in old English rhymes, has purple eye shadow up to his hair line with plenty of eyeliner, has curly blond hair, and wears a big red bow. I don�t understand how anyone could not think he�s gay, but Linda doesn�t seem to understand that since she�s such and airhead. Don�t worry Epros, I like ya anyway (he�s got me rhyming now). Epros is pretty cool, and sometimes he�s pretty funny. He was the Phantom Evil King before joining Ari, Stan, and everyone. He fights with cards, floats around all the time, and its fun to watch him do back flips in the air when he gets certain status disorders.
Eprosyay
Ageyay: unknownyay (akayay ootay oldyay otay ountcay)
Occupationyay: �Eriousmystay Izardway�
Eprosyay isyay ethay eirdoway atthay eaksspay inyay oldyay Englishyay esrhymay, ashay urplepay eyeyay adowshay upyay otay ishay airhay inelay ithway entyplay ofyay eyelineryay, ashay urlycay ondblay airhay, andyay earsway ayay igbay edray owbay. IYAY onday�t understandyay owhay anyoneyay ouldcay otnay inkthay ehay�s aygay, utbay Indalay oesnday�t eemsay otay understandyay atthay incesay eshay�s uchsay andyay airheadyay. Onday�t orryway Eprosyay, IYAY ikelay ayay anywayyay (ehay�s otgay emay ingrhymay ownay). Eprosyay isyay ettypray oolcay, andyay ometimessay ehay�s ettypray unnyfay. Ehay asway ethay Antomphay Evilyay Ingkay eforebay oiningjay Ariyay, Anstay, andyay everyoneyay. Ehay ightsfay ithway ardscay, oatsflay aroundyay allyay ethay imetay, andyay itsyay unfay otay atchway imhay oday ackbay ipsflay inyay ethay airyay enwhay ehay etsgay ertaincay atusstay isordersday.
Linda
Age: "top secret"
Occupation: Pop Singer
Linda is just like your typical pop star. She�s annoying, whiny, stupid, and brainwashes people into liking her singing. She has horns and is the �teem idol evil king�. Before Linda joins the party I liked her, but then she just started to be annoying. She thought Stan was Ari and Ari was just some weird doll attached to him. She liked Stan, but when she saw him in his true (ugly) form, she thought he was scary and decided to go chasing after Epros.
Indalay
Ageyay: �optay ecretsay�
Occupationyay: Oppay ingersay
Indalay isyay ustjay ikelay ouryay icaltypay oppay arstay. Eshay�s annoyingyay, inywhay, upidstay, andyay ainwashesbray eoplepay intoyay ikinglay erhay ingingsay. Eshay ashay ornshay andyay isyay ethay �eemtay idolyay evilyay ingkay�. Eforebay Indalay oinsjay ethay artypay IYAY ikedlay erhay, utbay enthay eshay ustjay artedstay otay ebay annoyingyay. Eshay oughtthay Anstay asway Ariyay andyay Ariyay asway ustjay omesay eirdway ollday attachedyay otay imhay. Eshay ikedlay Anstay, utbay enwhay eshay awsay imhay inyay ishay uetray (uglyyay) ormfay, eshay oughtthay ehay asway aryscay andyay ecidedday otay ogay asingchay afteryay Eprosyay.
Kisling
Age: 45
Occupation: Sciency ghost researcher
Kisling never shuts up and always sounds like he�s reading out of a science text book. He fights with books and sucks at it, and wears really tight pants and a pink tie with green polka dots. His clothes aren�t the only disturbing thing about him, and he seems to get along with Ari�s dad a little TOO well.
Islingkay
Ageyay: 45
Occupationyay: Iencyscay hostgay esearcherray
Islingkay evernay utsshay upyay andyay alwaysyay oundssay ikelay ehay�s eadingray outyay ofyay ayay iencescay exttay ookbay. Ehay ightsfay ithway ooksbay andyay uckssay atyay ityay, andyay earsway eallyray ighttay antspay andyay ayay inkpay ietay ithway eengray olkapay otsday. Ishay othesclay arenyay�t ethay onlyyay isturbingday ingthay aboutyay imhay, andyay ehay eemssay otay etgay alongyay ithway Ariyay�s adday ayay ittlelay OOTAY ellway.
Bill BUll
Age: I don't care
Occupation: some kind of wrestler
Big Bull is just and annoying pro wrestler wannabe that is always saying stuff like �yo brotha�. There really isn�t much else to him.
Igbay Ullbay
Ageyay: IYAY onday�t arecay
Occupationyay: omesay indkay ofyay estlerwray
Igbay Ullbay isyay ustjay andyay annoyingyay opray estlerwray annabeway atthay isyay alwaysyay ayingsay uffstay ikelay �oyay othabray�. Erethay eallyray isnyay�t uchmay elseyay otay imhay.
Marilene
Age: ???
Occupation: Princess
Princess Marilene likes Ari a lot, and bosses him around a lot. A lot of people hate her and write fics or draw cartoons about killing her, but I don�t hate her. Sure she�s a bossy bitch, but mostly to Ari, and everyone treats Ari like dirt, and he lets then, poor doormat�I mean Ari. Her dress is really cool. The Marilene you know for most of the games is just a doll with a spell on it though.
Arilenemay
Ageyay: ???
Occupationyay: Incesspray
Incesspray Arilenemay ikeslay Ariyay ayay otlay, andyay ossesbay imhay aroundyay ayay otlay. AYAY otlay ofyay eoplepay atehay erhay andyay itewray icsfay oryay awdray artoonscay aboutyay illingkay erhay, utbay IYAY onday�t atehay erhay. Uresay eshay�s ayay ossybay itchbay, utbay ostlymay otay Ariyay, andyay everyoneyay eatstray Ariyay ikelay irtday, andyay ehay etslay enthay, oorpay oormatday�IYAY eanmay Ariyay. Erhay essdray isyay eallyray oolcay. Ethay Arilenemay ouyay owknay orfay ostmay ofyay ethay amesgay isyay ustjay ayay ollday ithway ayay ellspay onyay ityay oughthay.
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