band!
combibo abdera canicula is:
sam "savage hero" jaffe- guitar, vocals, boss-man-boss
spencer "macho man spencer savage" snider- bass, vocals, beautiful
sergey "vegetable lasagna" sokolov- percussion, vocals, dance, baking
max "i'll eat your goddamned face off" jaffe- drums, data processing
parker "why are you crying, boy?" tolifson- vocals, turkey drinking
it all started when a friend of sam and spencer's, michael clarke duncan, said " i dare you guys to start a band" and they said "ok, what will you give us if we do?" and michael said "handjobs". so of course, Combibo Abdera Canicula was born!
the band has been classified as many different genres, such as metal, gangster rap, adult contemporary and others, but they are mostly know as the pioneers of Macho-Core. MC isn't just a style of kick-ass sock you in the face because you're a pussy music, but it's a lifestyle. it's about starting fights for no reason at all and being sexist and degrating towards women. it's this lifestyle that leads the path for Combibo Abdera Canicula and it's this lifestyle that will guide their future.