Sam "Savage Hero" Jaffe
birthdate: 384 B.C.
age: 15
instrument: guitar, vocals, boss-man-boss
influences: pantera, theme music for Dukes of Hazzard
hobbies: fighting strangers, buying guns, eating bricks, treating women like objects, and backyard wrestling
favorite thing about the band: we all like soup
quote: "if you weren't a girl i'd beat you up!"