Fo r no pa rticul ar reas on othe r than f or th e w orth y c ause of " th e hec k of it, " I pre s ent t o y ou.. ..

The Mynock
A parody of the Raven about those lovable, power sucking, spaceship disabling parasites from STAR WARS

My Bedroom
My attempt to relate the true extent of the mess

Hail Dairy
Like the Hail Mary, only creamier... got milk?

Religiowocky
A truly horrible parody of the Jabberwocky... CAUTION: DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED REGARDING MATTERS OF RELIGION

Amazing Race!
A truely reverent ode to bicycle racing.

Oh, Holy Bike!
A parody of "Oh Holy Night" with reverant respect paid to the vehicle of choice of all the cool kids!

and last.....
the one...
the only.....
The Natural History of the Sneetches
Yes , I w rot e a N atu ral His tor y of a Dr. Seu ss c rea tio n.. .. e ver yth ing fro m th e us es f or t hos e tu fts of f eat her s on the ir h ead s to the evo lut ion ary ori gin of t he s tar s on the ir b ell ies , to the his tor ica l de vel opm ent of t hei r cu ltu re a fte r th e mi xin g ma chi ne s cre ws t hin gs u p RE ALL LY W EIR D.. ...   I b et w e co uld gen era te a fai r am oun t of pow er b y co nne cti ng a tu rbi ne t o po or o ld D r. S eus s sp inn ing in h is g rav e ov er t his one ... .
I ad mit , it 'sa bit lon g, b ut r ead any way !!! ;-)

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