Oh, Holy Bike!
[Sung to the tune of "Oh, Holy Night!"]
Oh, Holy Bike, your spokes are brightly shining!
You are the savior of all across the earth.
Long lay the world in smog, oil prices climbing,
'Til you appeared, and your pedals proved
their worth!
Arriving on time, the commuting world rejoices,
For now they've
found a better way to work!
Ride into town, oh hear the honking autos!
Oh Bike Divine, oh, Bike,
though HPV!
Oh Bike, oh Holy Bike, oh Bike Divine!