Joke !
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Guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped
out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess and if he were to kiss
her, she would make him VERY happy! He picked up the frog and put it into his
pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said, "Didn't
you hear me?! I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me I will stay with you
and do ANYTHING you want!"
The guy took the frog out and said, "Look, I
understand what you are saying, but I am a computer programmer and right now I
don't have time for a girlfriend,........but a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY
COOL!"
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Bill Gates and General Motors |
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. "If automotive technology had kept pace with computer technology over the past few decades," boasts Gates, "you would now be driving a V-32 instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of 10,000 miles per hour. Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30 pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new car would be less than $50." "Sure," says the GM chairman. "But would you really want to drive a car that crashes four times a day?" |
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Mind Reader |
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Think of a number between 1 and 63. Click
on to begin. Six cards will be displayed, if your number appears
on the card click on , if it doesn't click on . After the sixth card has been shown your number will be
revealed.
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Hangman |
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Alive! Jigsaw 6.01 D O W N L O A D H E R E
Looking for some fun? Then try
these animated jigsaws.
Manufacturer Yavsoft Platform Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows NT Type SHAREWARE Size 5.0MB With its varying levels of difficulty this is perfect entertainment for the kids, and can become just as challenging for grown-ups too. The ability to select between nine and 160 pieces for a puzzle opens up this game to all ages. Alive! Jigsaw makes use of AVI video clips for its animation and, if you choose to register the software, you will be able to create your own jigsaws using any Jpeg image or AVI video of your own. Again, this can be great for kids who can use their favourite images to improve the enjoyment. Games can be saved at any point ready for continuation later, which is useful when you attempt a 160-piece puzzle. The animation can be stopped and started at will, as can the nice sound effects. There are even a couple of cheat buttons to help you out should things get tough. With this download you get five jigsaws, two of which are animated. You can increase the longevity of the program by downloading hundreds of free puzzles here. 100's more free games to download or play online. http://www.free-games-net.com/games.shtml http://www.top100gamesites.com/offers.htm |
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