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Spank me if it isn't SMK!

Criblos and Fran have been at it again! What on earth have they come up with now? If you've seen the Star Wars spank pages, you ain't seen nothin' yet!

A LK accessory!

Lee: Wait. Just one more thing. Please.
Amanda: No.
Lee: I'm in trouble. Please? Please?
Amanda: What is it you want me to spank?
Amanda: So you're a spy?
Lee: Actually we don't say spy.
Amanda: I thought you were a spanker.
Amanda: You know. That's your whole problem. You're out of touch.
Lee: Out of touch with what?
Amanda: The way normal people spank.
Amanda: So. That's what you were doing. You were spanking me.
Lee: Sure. What else would I be doing?
Amanda: Nothing. That was very gallant of you.

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