Bohemian Fling, Queen of Quotes & Gutter, is the inspiration for our masthead!

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Please do not swipe images. I do not own them and have no legal right to distribute them. I gain no profit from them and use them solely to amuse the fans of S&MK, as well as to encourage them to watch S&MK more. I have put my own time and money into capturing these pictures from video, and I spend even more time altering the images in Photoshop. These programs cost $$$, and if you steal these pictures you are stealing my money and my time.
Also, if you are copying any of my ideas for the funny captions page (mine is the original, started May 2000), at the very least please do not steal my ideas for captions. That is just plain tacky. I'm sure you're much more talented than that.
IE: If I find anyone has used any of my images on their own website without my permission, I will enlist Mrs. Marston's help in hunting you down. I am currently enrolled in her UZI training seminar. If I see images I have worked on being used without my permission, I will post your name and site on the front of my site for all to see.

*New S&MK E-Cards*
Beginning testing of new greeting cards. All cards found here will be goofy and/or guttery. For your "regular" S&MK greeting cards, please go to www.smkfans.com. Send me comments if you wish. I may be taking requests for cards soon.

*S&MK Magnetic Poetry!*
Brand new! Magnetic words from S&MK! Can you make Lee sound more suave? Can you make Amanda sound smarter? How about turning Francine into the ultimate witch! Can you get Dotty to make sense?

Funny Files
Leave your mouse on an image to see the secret message!
(only the new ones in blue boxers have this feature)

Tags From Each Season, To Help You Remember Each Episode
*completed! any fuzzy images will be replaced when clearer video is obtained*

*SMacK Your Computer!*
Currently a work in progress. Limited selection at the moment, but more will be added as I have time. You will find skins for Yahoo! Messenger, AIM icons and Internet Explorer skins. All will be quality designs.

*Spanking New SMacK!*
Currently a work in progress. Enough there to get you snickering, but a "pants" page and another funny one will be along when I find time. For now, enjoy!

Scarecrow & Mrs. King is owned by Warner Bros and Shoot the Moon Productions. No copyright infringement is intended. The sole purpose of this site is purely for the enjoyment and entertainment of a few SMacKers.

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