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Amanda, let me show you just how these magic fingers work! Hands must remain out of pockets for this maneuver.
Oh Amanda! You're not going to let her stay, are you? But Lee, she's so nice, and I hate to be rude.
Amanda, they won't believe you're that happy over a scarf! Ooh, but Lee, I peeked and saw that it's plaid!!!
Amanda, I hate to say it, but those aren't mine! They're too big! Mother! Captain Kirk left a little something for you here!
Lee, I'll do anything to replace her! How about if I go sit in the car like you always ask? See, that's why you could never replace Amanda. She'd never do anything like that!
Beaman, I will never believe you played Backgammon with Francine! And wipe that look off your face! Would you believe she's agreed to marry me and raise goats?
All right, Pillsbury Dough Boy, you got him. Can we get outta here now? I have the dryer on high, he'll be browned in a minute!
Please don't squeeze the Charmin! That horse ride was rough! I bet Francine would be jealous of me now!
You put your right foot in...you put your right foot out! Hokey, Lee. That's all I have to say. Hokey!
Did I hear someone say I'm cute??? Oh ho ho!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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