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| Who We Are |
| The Deli G |
| We call him Deli, he calls himself G, his mom calls him Andrew. One of the members of the now-defunct but still legendary QGGOAT, he is one of Cocaine in Motion's strangest members. This man with his strange diets and odd beliefs that never seem to last more than a few weeks is responsible for much of the comic flavor that defines CiM as what it is: a fucked up organization of childs. His life has spanned two milennia so far, and he hopes to brave a minimum of two more. |
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| J. Russell |
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| Josh Russell, often called J. Russell and often mistaken for a Hispanic seeking food and labor, is actually a fat poser from Janney elementary school, the school that spawned many successful people as well as losers like Reuben Rosenthal and, well, Josh Russell. Originally dictating sexual encounters with narcoleptics that his father experienced, Josh finally found his comic groove through drinking a six-pack of Safeway Select brand cream soda to a soundtrack of ska-core. After Josh alienated everyone, he thought he should clean up his language and start showering, but it only got worse as josh got involved with gourmet burritos. But after befriending Catholic University pimp, Nigel Bryant, Josh scripted a short film documenting Puerto Rican rap/core group Puya. The film, debuting |
| in Ms. Carson's music class became an underground classic. After cameos in a couple of features, Josh has not really done much besides eat, drink, sleep and smell bad. He also has the best facial hair in CiM. |
| Nigel Bryant |
| Nigel Bryant, also known as "Black Coke", is undoubtedly the most successful member of Cocaine in Motion. Born on November 27, 1942, Nigel was a gifted guitarist. After playing in small clubs, he developed a following, and was soon discovered by Chas Chandler. Nigel teamed up with Noel Redding and Mitch Mitchell to form his legendary band, "The Jimi Hendrix Experience." Nigel soon became an international sensation. After several years of stardom, tragedy struck the Jimi Hendrix Experience. On the morning of September 18, 1970, Nigel Bryant was found dead in his hotel room. He had overdosed on sleeping pills and choked on his own vomit. Though you are gone, Nigel, your soul will live on through your Cocaine in Motion humor. |
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| Jamie Denvir |
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| Who is this young sparkplug? Why, this is Jamie Denvir of FIELD High School. Jamie was born to your mother, whom his father had sex with, and shortly I will proceed in having relations with her as well. When Jamie's head isn't buried in the books, or he isnt running around drunk with an unloaded gun screaming racial slurs, you can be sure to find him working hard as a part of the CiM comedy team. Without a guy like Jamie on the team, we would surely have less HILARIOUS material and shots fired at us. We will miss him as he departs on his six month pilgrimage to Mecca. |
| Alex Loew |
| Originally a stranger to comedy, Alex Loew was discovered by Sam West, Scorpion, and the Deli G in Rountree biology, arguably one of the most consistently funny 55 minutes of time ever to be experienced by the four youngsters. He made his debut by chance one night in fall 2000, when he called a group of fellows, declaring, "I am a loser. Be my friends." It turned out that those fellows, includeding Seth Teicher, Sam West, Sam Leslie [of QGGOAT], and Julian Roberts, were going to make a movie, and Alex, also known as A Loew, joined in. A self-proclaimed "musician", Alex spends much of his free time playing in a band. "I fucking love metal," he once told a stranger. |
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